HELP!!

Conscript · 3 Jun 2008 at 21:56

wonder_lander said:
Cat litter?

This is probably the best and easiest solution.

Housey · 3 Jun 2008 at 21:57

Time Machine?

This is probably the hardest solution.

dalin80 · 3 Jun 2008 at 21:58

Bri said:
GUNK!

would successfully dissolve the tarmac.

petrol is pretty good at shifting oil but you may get some odd looks from your neighbours, it also like to kill off plants.

peterattheboro · 3 Jun 2008 at 22:07

Cement over it.

triggerthat · 3 Jun 2008 at 22:08

Mustard? Sorry, wrong thread.

Do you have any pictures?

Oakesy2001uk · 3 Jun 2008 at 22:19

Im liking the oil tanker and seaguls idea! :-)

I will try petrol as I dont think its wet enough for sand/cat litter to work any more. I do have a feeling its going nowhere however! also the coke idea looks good. 6 litres of coke, followed by cat litter overnight perhaps??

Oakesy2001uk · 3 Jun 2008 at 22:58

just stamped in some bio washing powder. Ill brush it us and jet wash in the morning. if that dosen't work I'll try petrol I think.

Conscript · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:03

housemaster said:
Time Machine?

This is probably the hardest solution.

...but most interesting. Is your drive big enough to reach 88mph?

BigglesPiP · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:10

Spill oil on the rest of the drive.

Lashout_UK · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:20

Get some ****** in and tarmac it

DRZ · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:21

Biological washing powder, jetwash, biological washing powder, jewash.... you get the picture...

Skeeter · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:23

Oakesy2001uk said:
just stamped in some bio washing powder. Ill brush it us and jet wash in the morning. if that dosen't work I'll try petrol I think.

I have images of you filling your drive with soap suds as you presure wash the washing powder off your drive!

Oakesy2001uk · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:25

DRZ said:
Biological washing powder, jetwash, biological washing powder, jewash.... you get the picture...

is leaving it on dry overnight like I have a good plan or not? or just keep at it with the jet was and brush.... failing that, spilling oil on the rest sounds good!!

dsb · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:25

Skeeter said:
I have images of you filling your drive with soap suds as you presure wash the washing powder off your drive!

and then the oil tanker skiding on the suds and spilling its load all over your drive.

Wicksta · 3 Jun 2008 at 23:29

Steal a car and then burn it out on the drive, and blame the local scrotes.

The Big T · 4 Jun 2008 at 07:48

Paint the rest of the driveway black and say you did it for a surprise for when they got back.

Housey · 4 Jun 2008 at 11:28

Conscript said:
...but most interesting. Is your drive big enough to reach 88mph?

Actually, my drive has seen 110mph...

Scania · 5 Jun 2008 at 05:58

wonder_lander said:
Cat litter?

Spot on, many transport yards use this (or something very much like it) to soak up diesel spills & the like, very effective.

atpbx · 5 Jun 2008 at 06:06

If its a solid drive and the oil has soaked in, the only option is a pressure washer to get it out and then sand or whatever to soak up anything that wont soak away.

SB118 · 5 Jun 2008 at 09:40

R124/LA420 said:
Spot on, many transport yards use this (or something very much like it) to soak up diesel spills & the like, very effective.

Very cheap is the main factor