help

Abraxaz1 · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:21

Ok I've had enough of my parents and the constant nagging plus the hour long commute is kinda getting annoying, Currently looking at flatshares but each advertisement has got a fill-in box, what the hell am I supposed to write?

Bennie-Mac · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:22

Perhaps tell us more details about the fill in box?

Spenty · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:22

I am a very kind person and I promise you I have never been to jail.

Edrof · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:22

"Ok I've had enough of my parents and the constant nagging plus the hour long commute is kinda getting annoying, anyone else want to flatshare?"

No1newts · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:25

If I knock on your door once I have a question.
If I knock on your door twice I need to borrow something
If I knock on your door thrice I am ****ed with you.
If I don't knock at all and you feel something poking into your lower back be afraid, be very afraid.

You will have a queue round the block.

Abraxaz1 · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:25

Bennie-Mac said:
Perhaps tell us more details about the fill in box?

its just a box under the email address and subject,
It seems that I'm supposed to be selling myself but im not sure what to write

The Halk · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:28

I think you want to give people the impression that you're sound, without coming out and saying it. I think Edrof is right on the money with his (yours).

Danthus · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:28

All my convictions are spent.

Edrof · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:29

Just describe yourself in simple terms. An example would be:

Dashing yet tidy hunk seeks flatshare in the Bridgend area.

jsmoke · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:30

You must have some idea. House manners etc, being tidy, paying your bills, your personalty, interests.

Danthus · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:30

"Will turn tricks for a plate of Hob Nobs."

Abraxaz1 · 30 Jun 2012 at 19:39

Edrof said:
Just describe yourself in simple terms. An example would be:

Dashing yet tidy hunk seeks flatshare in the Bridgend area.

So it was you in the bushes outside!!!!

OldCoals said:
"Will turn tricks for a plate of Hob Nobs."

Hobnobs, that's far to posh... will do for a packet of jammy dodgers

UncleRuckus · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:00

"transgender into watersports and nappy play."

Fenris · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:19

"I can't promise not to kill you and play with your guts but I make a mean curry and I have a wonderful collection of 19th century porn."

RomanNose · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:20

I promise I won't violently rape anyone.

Efour · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:21

Has a large anime dVd and doll collection and fap to the sailor suit ones.

Edrof · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:31

"Tear taster seeks same for pancake-infested flatshare. Must be able to tell me how to get over that jump in half-life 2."

K.C. Leblanc · 30 Jun 2012 at 20:51

Abraxaz1 said:
its just a box under the email address and subject,
It seems that I'm supposed to be selling myself but im not sure what to write

A rough idea of your age and some stuff about hobbies and your job.

UncleRuckus · 30 Jun 2012 at 23:01

Edrof said:
"Tear taster seeks same for pancake-infested flatshare. Must be able to tell me how to get over that jump in half-life 2."

That should be framed, wonderful!