Hi there!

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Name: Rob

Age: 23

Car(s): Renaultsport Megane R26.R / Vauxhall Combo

Car history: Ford Fiesta Si, Honda Civic Sport, Ford Fiesta ST, Renault Clio 197, Toyota MR2 (mk1), Honda S2000, Volvo 850

Where do you live: Bedfordshire

Occupation/Business: Refuse logistics engineer / Network power and cooling technician

Family Status: Single

Other Hobbies: Swimming, waterskiing, staring at MSN, watching television, eating crisps

fav food: sausages and potato waffles

likes : shovels, bodybags and tulips and meatheads (Paul Morris in particular, what a hunk)

dislikes : people
 
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Name: Jordan
Age: 18 (just!)

Car(s): Mini Cooper (crashed), Mini Sprite (falling apart)

Where do you live: Norwich

Occupation/Business: Part time sales asssistant (Lakeland...), layabout forced gap year lazyboy

Family Status: Single.

Other Hobbies: Photography, swimming, music, gym, socialising. alcohol.

fav food: hmm. Wagamamas at the moment. christ I want a katsu curry.

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likes : sleeping. driving. good music. bad music. television. alcohol. friends. women.

dislikes : vomit. dirty plates. unclean hair.
 
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I wasn going to reply, but why not!

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Name: Simon

Age: 29 (pre nuke OCUK lifer)

Car(s): VW Passat Sport Estate 4Motion, D-Lander

Car History: Passat(s), Golfs (Various), Audi A3, Numerous Landrovers (all abused offroad), MGB Roadster, Astra, Polo.

Where do you live: Devon

Occupation/Business: Managing Director - Own a mail order printing company making personal stationery & other stuff.

Family Status: Married with 1 Daughter, wife wants more kids, i want a dog.

Other Hobbies: Cars, Sailing, Walking, Photography

fav food: Fish & Chips, Pizza, Home made stew, sunday roasts, fish.

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likes : Payday, new business oppertunities, boobs (my wife's of course)

dislikes : Flying, Cocky young drivers, my employees not working!
 
[TW]Fox;17516437 said:
Why do you keep telling us all this stuff?

Why couldnt you just have said you 'Work in IT' and posted a pic like everyone else?

Seriously what has somebody jumping out of a window in Baker Street got to do with a thread on a car forum about what car you drive and what your ugly mug looks like, honestly, surely you can see why everyone is finding this so amusing :D



Because of the way you refused to follow the trend of the thread and made a big thing about how super special your job was instead :p
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I wrote ... Business Transformation Consultant / Business Architect

You started making a fuss out of it.... not me.
 
Pyscho_Si said:
I previously worked in corporate security and actually some of the red tops (sun, mirror etc) did call members of one of our competitors corporate spies after a little incident when an employee of the Abbey National jumped out of a window in Baker Street during an interrogation.

I don't see why you have a problem. I work with sensitive clients on sensitive projects. One of my previous projects was related to ID cards. We worked out of an unmarked secure x office due to both national security and the threat of demonstrators giving us hassle.
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I now spy the russians offering £100,000 to Spie in trade for your IP address so they can find your ISP and location.

Good job super secret IT guy! ;)

Pyscho_Si said:
I wrote ... Business Transformation Consultant / Business Architect

You started making a fuss out of it.... not me.
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Pyscho_Si said:
Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) : No can do (work reasons)
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Hence the questioning.
 
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Pyscho_Si said:
I wrote ... Business Transformation Consultant / Business Architect
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And you also wrote..

'No can do (work reasons)'

Which is of course, a load of rubbish, especially as you hadn't at that point told us anything specific about what you did or who you did it for, and nobody would even have asked had your reply had a photo in it like everyone elses.

You could even have just not posted a pic and not commented on why - there were numerous ways of handling it without drawing ANY attention to your job. I can only think you did it that way specifically so people would ask and so that you could wow them with your leet security credentialz.

You started making a fuss out of it.... not me.
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Actually PeterNem did, I joined in because I find it hilarious how much attention you've now drawn to yourself, many times more than had you just played along like everyone else :p
 
Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) :
TOO SECRET AS I WORK IN AN UNMARKED SECRET X OFFICE ON TOP SECRET STUFF SO SECRET I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT HERE BUT I WORKED ON ID CARDS AND OTHER SECRET THINGS THAT NEED THE SC CLEARANCE I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS SECRET

Name: Martin
Age:25
Car(s): Ford Fiesta XR2i, Ka, Mk1 Mondeo 1.8 GLX, Mk1b Toyota MR2, BMW E36 325i, E34 525i SPORT, VW Golf 2.0 GTTDI, Alfa Romeo 159. Currently borrowing a MINI Cooper.
Where do you live:Manchester
Occupation/Business: IT Consultant
Family Status:Single :(
Other Hobbies: Music!
fav food: Chinese :cool:

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likes : Lots of stuff...
dislikes : Indian food, loud people.
 
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Only pic I have to hand at the moment of the wife and I.

Name: David

Age: 27

Car(s): 997 Carrera S, Lexus RX350, Mini Cooper S

Car History : Just about everything Ferrari/Lambo/Porsche/Aston

Where do you live: Orlando USA, Worcestershire UK

Occupation/Business: Trauma Surgeon, professional pilot, real estate and my wife's fashion company

Family Status: Married, 1 child

Other Hobbies: Gaming, cars (obviously), medical stuff

fav food: Fillet steak with garlic butter

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likes : Fast cars, beautiful women, high stress environments, life in general :)

dislikes : The standard of American driving
 
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That's a full size full auto AK47 even though it looks like a toy gun :p

Name: Sam

Age: 32

Car(s): Renault Fuego Turbo / 1.6 petrol Transit / SJ410 / MK3 Escort 1.3 / Mk3 Xr3 / Capri 1.6L / Astra LXi / Cavalier SRi / MK4 Escort 1.4 / MK1 Mondeo / 2002 147 / 2004 Mazda 6 / 2 x Zafiras / 1993 BB4 H22A / 1999 3ltr Accord Coupe / 1.4 2005 Breadvan / 1.1 1997 Punto / 2005 Mazda 6

Bike(s): 1997 Bandit 600 / 1995 Funduro 650 / NVT Easyrider / CR250 / C90 / DT250 / DT125

Where do you live: Sussex

Occupation/Business: Chartered Surveyor

Family Status: Married 2 kids 1 @ 3 and 1 @ 2 months

Other Hobbies: Shooting (clay & game) / Fishing (fly & sea) / Drinking / DIY / XBOX 360

fav food: Salami + Pesto + Mozzarella + little bit of salad + Baguette

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likes : Watching kids grow & do new things, the sea, log fires, crisp frosty mornings in my plus fours

dislikes : Traffic, sea sickness, plucking pheasants
 
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Ah a true James Bond spy candidate there! Fast cars, money, flying, saving lives!
Hehe
 
DRZ said:
Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) :
TOO SECRET AS I WORK IN AN UNMARKED SECRET X OFFICE ON TOP SECRET STUFF SO SECRET I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT HERE BUT I WORKED ON ID CARDS AND OTHER SECRET THINGS THAT NEED THE SC CLEARANCE I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS SECRET
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At least no one has killed themselves after some interrogation at your gaff ;)
 
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