Holiday Cottage Deduction from Deposit

[fez]

has the child been dealt with yet i wonder if he did it on purpose for a bit of attention.

£15 worth of discipline.

 

[DrewBrees]

Just order a new set of chopping boards for £15, get them delivered to you for say, £3. Then offer to post her a replacement for her melted chopping board for say £3. Then you have two new chopping boards, she has a replacement for her melted one and it's only cost you about £21. Then flash your Gucci belt and remind yourself you are a top earner.

 

[dlockers]

I was kinda thinking he'd get the same set but yeah fair point I guess if not he could leave the complete new set.

First time Dowie has ever conceded a point and it was about matching chopping boards

 

[potatolord]

This could have all been avoided if you hadn't told them.

Make sure you leave a terrible review on TripAdvisor.

 

[Kelt]

I was thinking GasKnob.

/oh it was electric cooker.

Just knob then?

 

[Lysander]

How is this thread nine pages??? how??

EDIT: just noticed the name change, amazing.

 

[Kelt]

How is this thread nine pages??? how??

EDIT: just noticed the name change, amazing.

Reading 2 pages for me.

 

[Hades]

Epic name change. Well done mods. Well done

 

[teenwolf]

Some are just the gift that keeps on giving well done the OP

 

[JamesH85]

HAHA! The name!

 

[Feek]

@£15

I’m not sure where you live but I’m heading from Glasgow to Essex tomorrow so I’ll be within a few miles of Newcastleton on my way.

Would you like me to pick up the two remaining parts from the chopping board set that you’re asking for and drop them to you on my way home?

 

[Jono8]

Ha, thread keeps on delivery.

 

[builder22]

I like how the placeholder thing for the avatar just shows op's name as £1

 

[Uther]

@£15

I’m not sure where you live but I’m heading from Glasgow to Essex tomorrow so I’ll be within a few miles of Newcastleton on my way.

Would you like me to pick up the two remaining parts from the chopping board set that you’re asking for and drop them to you on my way home?

Do it, then charge him £15 for delivery.