Home defense

Stolly · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:48

I've just invested in a small baseball bat (with ball) following a few incidents with the local little darlings.

Anyone else keep something handy "just in case" ?

cleanbluesky · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:48

My keyboard, and a Tron suit

solitude · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:48

nail gun

Dolph · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:51

A rampaging wilderbeast, a hijab and crucifix necklace to ward off vampires.

Brizzles · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:52

A catapult and a bag of hedgehogs.

solitude · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:52

I also have a nuke, in orbit of course

Visage · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:53

Stolly said:
I've just invested in a small baseball bat (with ball) following a few incidents with the local little darlings.

Anyone else keep something handy "just in case" ?

My intense, brooding sense of rage is all I need.

paul@ · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:53

Lots of knives. Lots of them (Kitchen ones, kebab style)

Cybermyk · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:54

Garlic

Pookie Bear · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:54

I can be really, really sarcastic.

Stolly · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:55

cleanbluesky said:
My keyboard, and a Tron suit

Hey i caught you on the The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Lookin' sharp big guy !

Andr3w · 14 Oct 2006 at 20:56

Well you can use "force" with anything that isnt sharp such as a knife

so how about a hockey stick?

Psyk · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:18

I have a small thermonuclear device embedded in one of my teeth. You know, just in case.

squiffy · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:21

A petrol chainsaw. I'll scream like a madman whilst charging at the goite. Should soil himself

jonnyc90 · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:28

Reminds me of this: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17636471&highlight=weapons+room

But I've got a cricket bat and a samurai sword to defend myself

aix0 · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:30

I live in a first floor appartment, I find that urine is the best form of defence here

ANDARIAL · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:44

solitude said:
I also have a nuke, in orbit of course

just to be sure eh?

Snow · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:49

home defense?

one german sheppard dog, called "ike", and her brother "mike".

the most feared (ph34red?) defensive countermeasure i have is my pet rabbit though - she'll attack anything.

atpbx · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:56

I have an orbital defense platform, a Laviathan class heavy cruiser, two squadrons of type 23 fighters

..................and a detatchment of Colonial marines.

No, i dont have anything "just in case".

G|mp · 14 Oct 2006 at 21:58

^^^^

He's got a Scissor Sisters CD "just in case"