How a Demo is Like a first Date (best analogy ever...)

Wiggis

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Lifted off another board but hey ho, still made me chuckle!

Wish you could have demos with women....would have saved me a fortune over the years.

'Ok level ones looking good...yep graphics are great, AI not too special but can live with it, yep house and kids add on looks ok aaaaaaaghhhhhh is not compatible with M.A.T.Es, and gets RROD once a month..nah think i'll give it a miss'
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My Mrs is like the Blazing Angels demo.

The premise should make it amazing, but it's full of tearing, the frame rate is appalling and the repetetive voice over gets on your bits after 5 minutes.

After spending £40 on it you wonder whose ****ed who over.

You try to sell it on or trade it in but no one's interested.
 
dannyjo22 said:
My Mrs is like the Blazing Angels demo.

The premise should make it amazing, but it's full of tearing, the frame rate is appalling and the repetetive voice over gets on your bits after 5 minutes.

After spending £40 on it you wonder whose ****ed who over.

You try to sell it on or trade it in but no one's interested.
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Awesome!
 
At this stage I'd even take the Blazin Angels! I'm as dry as Ghandi's flip flop at the moment!

Goo dwork though Wiggis/Danny, got a chuckle from me :D
 
I considered editing it out as one of my mates lurks this forum and he's more than likely to grass me up. Although he had better not as the next time he phones my house at 9pm to tell me his laptop 'wont connect to the net' I will give him ****'s phone number instead ;)
 
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