How can I get in touch with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Travel back in time to 1984 and open a gun shop. Arnie will come in and ask for an Uzi 9mm. You can then suggest the Mac 10 as a good alternative. It will be the start of a beautiful friendship. You can then persuade Arnie to remain friends with your mate and he will end up backing the gym in the future. Job done.

And then Arnie will come over the top of Asim by asking for a Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
 
Inside was dedicated to Arnold by posters, photos of Wag and Arnold etc.
Schwarzenegger was also part of the crowd that famously trained in Gold's Gym. If you watch "Bigger Stronger Faster" you'll see that Schwarzenegger's people made Gold's remove all images of himself from where they adorned the walls.

He's left that life behind. You'd have more chance raising an army of mac10 wielding pygmies.
 
Tell him his sweat fathered your child....then he'll come running. Because you know, you have a vagina and all.
 
Invite him to a party.

In the vain hope he replies saying "See you at the party Asim18." After discombobulating your arms in his imagination.
 
Wear a chained vest, call yourself "Bennet" and kidnap his daughter?

Maybe that will work....
 
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Right, Basically, there used to be this awesome gym in Forest Gate called Wag's Gym, but about 2 years ago the owner died and the gym has since been closed.

Now Arnold used to be good friends with this guy and used to train there. Do you think if I wrote to him and explained, he would somehow invest in getting the gym up and running again?

Thanks.

Only if he could make money out of it. In reality he is a two-timing, dumb-ass jerk.
 
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