How did your last break-up go?

Dumped her.

Next party I was at she ran at me screaming and chucked a litre of water on my lap.

Then a year later told me I messed her life up by dumping her.

Then told her friends that she dumped me and we had agreed to say I dumped her so I could save face, followed by saying I had recently told her she was beautiful.


Pretty well, really.
 
No, I went into town one night and was confronted by her friends asking why I had told her she was beautiful recently.

I hadn't spoken to her in about a year.
 
Was quite a while ago, in fact I only remember it vaguely... dumped, and not in person. Turned out I was better off without her, and not long after that I got with my current girlfriend.
 
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