how do i access the members' market?

ScoTTyBEEE · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:35

cainer said:
how long now?

I like to think my contribution to this forum is pure quality posts only. The side effect of this is a long wait for the MM (250 posts does seem a little excessive mind)

cainer · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:36

edscdk said:
also I'm told you first have to be gangbanged by at least 7 Don's

i hear you set up multiple accounts for this reason

cainer · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:37

ScoTTyBEEE said:
I like to think my contribution to this forum is pure quality posts only. The side effect of this is a long wait for the MM (250 posts does seem a little excessive mind)

are you sure they are all quality posts?

ScoTTyBEEE · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:37

cainer said:
are you sure they are all quality posts?

I'm so close I'm allowed a few spams here and there now surely

misterPK · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:37

ScoTTyBEEE said:
I like to think my contribution to this forum is pure quality posts only. The side effect of this is a long wait for the MM (250 posts does seem a little excessive mind)

Wasn't there an option for smaller post count over a longer period of time? or am I confusing this with free shipping?

ChrisSmith3 · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:39

Is This you by any chance?
Your username made me think of this for some reason....

FidelZastro · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:40

tibbsey said:
You will need the following:

- 1 x map
- 1 x compass
- 6 x loo roll (wet wipes are advised as an alternative)
- 1 x crowbar
- 2 x fleshlight (you'll know what to do when the time comes)
- 1 x tuna and mayo sandwich (sweetcorn optional)

Good luck intrepid adventurer!

Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

btw. Why two of them?

cainer · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:41

ScoTTyBEEE said:
I'm so close I'm allowed a few spams here and there now surely

how many posts now?

LeJosh · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:41

You sacrifice a child to imhotep.

Morgoth · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:41

FidelZastro said:
Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

btw. Why two of them?

You put the first one inside the second one for better grip.

ChrisSmith3 · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:44

Morgoth said:
You put the first one inside the second one for better grip.

If you have a tiny penis... (assuming its being used for its intended purpose)

SheepBeast · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:44

ChrisSmith3 said:
Is This you by any chance?
Your username made me think of this for some reason....

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Rameses · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:52

I'm always cautious of people like this, who join to gain access as quick as they can to the members market. Why are they spamming to get there?

ToejaM · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:53

I only got my free shipping today so hopefully sometime within 24hrs I'll have MM access to

ChrisSmith3 · 11 Oct 2011 at 14:53

AmTechFox said:
I'm always cautious of people like this, who join to gain access as quick as they can to the members market. Why are they spamming to get there?

I get the feeling this guy just wants to buy some sheep