How do you catch a Polar Bear?

[Daveyboy]

first you go somewhere where there are polar bears such as the artic.

find yourself a nice open area and dig a hole about 3 feet wide in the ice.



make sure you bring a can of peas along with you.



take one pea at a time and place them around the hole about 2 inches apart from each other.

find something to hide behind and wait for a polar bear.



once the polar bear comes he will aproach the hole.

and then when he bends down to take a pea kick him in the ice hole

 

[Dunks]

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[Fraggr]

k thx

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

ehhh

 

[Fireskull]

Emmm wth lol?

 

[Daveyboy]

ehhh

Punny

 

[Azagoth]

Quite easily.

 

[yermum]

Did you know that polar bears are left handed?

 

[Daveyboy]

I think that's the only time i'd allow someone to shoot me in the arse

 

[Daveyboy]

Did you know that polar bears are left handed?

i'm waiting.....

 

[Andri]

i want my 1 minute back.


and a cookie for my trouble

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

Punny

what?
maybe we could catch him by text!!

 

[Van Hellseek]

i guess this guy should have know about that...

 

[SpicyDuck]

That's so bad it's not funny. It's also so bad that it shoud be funny, but it's not funny for being so unfunny. That should make it funny, but it's just not.

 

[AmaTeX]

Don’t you just put some pepper on a rock and when it sneezes it bangs its head?

 

[SharksFinSoup]

hey i liked it

 

[Samtheman1k]

Don’t you just put some pepper on a rock and when it sneezes it bangs its head?

 

[Daveyboy]

what?
maybe we could catch him by text!!

Yeah that's a good idea

 

[Daveyboy]

Don’t you just put some pepper on a rock and when it sneezes it bangs its head?

Yeah what the hell was that boy smoking?

 

[Cupra]

tea leaves and banana skins