How do you catch a Polar Bear?

polar bears quite easily trapped size is there biggest downfall couple of bakewell tarts or choc ecclair bobs your uncle.
 
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OvertoneBliss said:
That's so bad it's not funny. It's also so bad that it shoud be funny, but it's not funny for being so unfunny. That should make it funny, but it's just not.
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haha, WHAT? :confused:
 
Tru said:
What do polar bears eat?


BrrrGrrrs.
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This joke bloody haunts me. Can't get away from it.

Was with the current girlfriend for two weeks, when her mum decided to tell this very joke. "I don't get it was my reply" I've never lived it down since.

Since that very bad which I like to call "Black Sunday" I have now crafted an image of not being able to get jokes, and she has crafted an image with me, of teller of jokes which don't make sense! ;)

She even gave me a tin of peas wrapped in a printout of this joke for Christmas...... AND I STILL DON'T BLOODY GET THE JOKE.
 
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
 
hilly said:
This joke bloody haunts me. Can't get away from it.

Was with the current girlfriend for two weeks, when her mum decided to tell this very joke. "I don't get it was my reply" I've never lived it down since.

Since that very bad which I like to call "Black Sunday" I have now crafted an image of not being able to get jokes, and she has crafted an image with me, of teller of jokes which don't make sense! ;)

She even gave me a tin of peas wrapped in a printout of this joke for Christmas...... AND I STILL DON'T BLOODY GET THE JOKE.
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Ask her to demonstrate with you taking the role of the bear... then post pics.
 
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