How do you cook Ham and Cheese on Toast????

I am shocked at his lack of hammy knowledge.

Great thread 5 stars

*picks herself up from ROFLing too much*
 
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Originally Posted by Street
At last someone else that butters the outside of toasted cheese sandwichs! no one else I've met does it and they all think I'm weird for doing it!

Kerplunk said:
I do.

But only on toasties. :)

Yeah, It'd get awfully messy buttering the outside of non-toasted sandwiches.
 
He was funny but I agree to banning his ass.
He comes from Smallthorne which is about half a mile from Port Vale and its possible he could be a Vale fan.
OCUK cannot be seen harboring a potential Vale fan.
If he is a Vale fan then its 100% possible he was genuine.
 
johnnyb said:
Dumb question probably but just recovered from some poisoning of some sort and now I am hungry. Is it ok to grill ham and how long do I have to cook it for.

My cooking abilities stretch to pot noodles and microchips.......thought I would push myself today and actually cook something
tell you what, come to my house gimme a 100 quid i will open a pack of ham and wait for it, lick it. thats right straight out of the packing, it could be televised, we'd make millions. P.S im only messin' what i do is put some bread under the grill, then when its toasted on the one side flip it over and add chees then ham, put under grill again, when ham is cooked eat. :)
 
I think it's shambolic that in this day and age, some people don't know the simplest of things. In any case, I hope that we've cured his little dilemma, unless he was just pulling our legs. If he was, then he'd cheddar watch out, because if I ever meat him, well, let's just say we won't be making a toast to his sense of humour.
 
Have you lot have never actually heard of a joint of ham where you actually have to cook it before consumption?

eg: Ham Joint

Yeah.....you'll alll feel bad when you see on the BBC News site today a poor lad called johnny has died from food poisoning becase some evil people on the internet told him it was ok to eat as it was already cooked.

:p ;)
 
Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Have you lot have never actually heard of a joint of ham where you actually have to cook it before consumption?

eg: Ham Joint
You're really reaching here. It's cured properly, so it doesn't need to be cooked. I certainly wouldn't cook that ham!

cure verb [T]
to treat food, tobacco, etc. with smoke or salt, etc. in order to stop it decaying.


Other examples of food like this

:)
 
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