Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Gilly]

As title, please vote accordingly.

 

[G-MAN2004]

No poll; can't vote.

I just open wrapper, and eat. I'm boring.

 

[Slogan]

Bite off the caramel.

All manly and that.

 

[Gilly]

No poll; can't vote.

Fibber.

 

[DarkShadow]

Eat like normal of course

 

[DRZ]

I bite a chunk off, then bite off the caramel - voted for the 1st option as #3 implies the twix remains complete as you chew.

 

[Scuzi]

I chop it up with a razor blade and grind the resulting powder in with some milk before putting it into a syringe to inject into my eyeball.

 

[Biohazard]

Upsidedown with a finger in my whoopsiedaisy

or not

 

[Gilly]

I chop it up with a razor blade and grind the resulting powder in with some milk before putting it into a syringe to inject into my eyeball.

Aww, do you warm the milk up first babyboy?

 

[snowdog]

I used to but it in half and just bite pieces of normally after then, don't ask why I cut it in halve I dunno .

 

[Scuzi]

Aww, do you warm the milk up first babyboy?

I chill it to just above freezing point normally. If I feel like treating myself I might add in some brake fluid or caustic soda.

 

["andy"]

like normal

although pulled one out the fridge earlier and ate the biscuit off bottom first

 

[DarkShadow]

Is there an option for undressing yourself and then undressing the chocolate?

 

[Cr0fty]

Caramel first, i didn't know there was any other way...?!

 

[Gilly]

like normal

although pulled one out the fridge earlier and ate the biscuit off bottom first

Surely it just falls apart if you eat it biscuit first?

 

[semi-pro waster]

I eat it the same way I'd eat any other chocolate bar, 3 bites and each stick is gone. Why would you eat it any other way?

 

[WotDa]

I scoff them down because they're so damn nice! So, normally, nub

 

[Van Hellseek]

What was that you saying earlier about spam?

This smells a lot like spam.

Whereas a thread about twix eating techniques is not spam?

 

[Dreadi]

like normal. nubs!

 

[Gilly]

Whereas a thread about twix eating techniques is not spam?

Is that a question? It works equally as well as a statement