How do you kill a fly ??

chaparral · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:38

I had this stupid fly driving crazy for the last hour or so....
Not been able to sleep because this stupid fly kept landing on me every two minutes..

How do you guys normally catch/kill flys ??

I did get the little bugger in the end by spraying it with Mr Sheen polish

ScarySquirrel · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:40

Punch them.

mathwat · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:40

A rolled up newspaper...

ajones32 · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:41

Chopsticks, it's the only way.

Brian8bit · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:42

I climb inside the washing hamper and cover myself with the previous days laundry and wait for the fly to get within range and then burst out and grab them. Just like how the Shonsone Indians used to catch eagles.

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:44

Go in dry. That'll learn 'em.

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:44

Fire

its the only way

chaparral · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:47

robskinner said:
Fire

its the only way

Can of WD40 and a lighter works well

Works even better if the fly on the Curtains

qqg3 · 2 Oct 2011 at 07:56

Heavy book or fly swatter. Whatever is closest.

Number one rule, hit thrice as hard as you think is required. If you're nervous about damaging something, let the bugger live.

Craig1981 · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:02

AK47.

Camalot · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:05

Hair spray.

As it hardens it kinda freezes them

:cool:

ElliorR · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:07

Aim behind it as they take off backwards.

4T5 · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:09

Tin of Raid (Other Bug killers are available

) on my desk.
I gas the ******** Zyklon B style & laugh hysterically when they go through that last 30 seconds of flying into everything before they hit the deck for Stampsys.

^TANK^ · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:10

With a towel on my chest, don't ask!

deadite66 · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:13

flygun

chaparral · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:14

^TANK^ said:
With a towel on my chest, don't ask!

I no need to ask.....I think everyone read that thread

chid76 · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:16

Wait until it lands then you have to move very slowly, they can't tell if you are moving if you move slow enough.
Ninja tactics bro.

jamesblade · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:26

Electric Tennis racket

frosty03 · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:42

stiff bit of paper/rolled up, whack em as they fly mid air. That knocks them onto the ground/wall, then when they're dazed step/smash them on the ground. Big 'uns are the best since they dont fly so fast.

Mind you, you only get the one swing, since after they they usually get all crazed and fly around like a lunatic....

khemist · 2 Oct 2011 at 08:49

Mostly kick the face off it.