How do you stop wanting to die at work?

using the bluetooth on your phone change your bluetooth name to '<insert store name> special offers' send out the dirtiest porn you have and then change your bluetooth name back ASAP.
 
RandomTom said:
Taking along a nintendo ds lite or a psp for boring times might help.

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Work can get boring at times :D
 
turkey73 said:
using the bluetooth on your phone change your bluetooth name to '<insert store name> special offers' send out the dirtiest porn you have and then change your bluetooth name back ASAP.

Knock together a "Tescos Value Midget Dogging" special offer thing in photoshop, send that filth.
 
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call in sick :p ?

my mate who works in somerfields works in the deli and when customers speak to him he repeats what he says but very quietly.

amuses him and me when i'm there :D
 
Try and get chatting to your first customer, see how long you can get them to stay ... in fact try and get the customer to stay for 7 hours.
 
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