How does a guy like this get a girl like that?

Akagi · 13 Sep 2020 at 04:38

drakulton said:
You really don't want to be learning fourms, they are evil and should be expunged from your mind.

HELP HOW DO I ESCAPE

jonneymendoza · 13 Sep 2020 at 16:06

McBain said:
**** like an Elephant.

Or money, lots of money.

So size does matter?

V F · 13 Sep 2020 at 16:52

This thread was strangely... funny? Like a reading version of American Pie. Due to some of the comments that I forgot what the topic was.

McBain · 13 Sep 2020 at 18:12

jonneymendoza said:
So size does matter?

Of course.

robcat101 · 13 Sep 2020 at 19:43

I suspect that some may miss the subtext here.

NoobCannon · 13 Sep 2020 at 21:46

robcat101 said:
I suspect that some may miss the subtext here.

excellent. Thanks for posting that, needed a laugh!

Akagi · 13 Sep 2020 at 22:19

robcat101 said:
I suspect that some may miss the subtext here.

Ha.

Nitefly · 13 Sep 2020 at 23:32

Crocs are super comfy tbf.

m@rty · 13 Sep 2020 at 23:41

Tosno said:
My passions are shopping, prosecco and being georgous. If you're under 6'5" don't talk to me. I won't message first. Not looking for hookups. No facial hair. IDK why tinder says I'm 36, I'm really 48. Music is my life . Don't ask me on a date if you're broke. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Sushi and pumpkin spiced lattes ❤. No bum stuff on first date. Being a single mum is hard or so I'm told.

Don’t forget the Live Laugh Love ❤ on the living room wall and educated at university of life & hard knocks.

dowie · 13 Sep 2020 at 23:49

Nitefly said:
Crocs are super comfy tbf.

Get out!

No one has an excuse for wearing crocs aside from some medical staff in a clinical setting where they have some utility value... even then I suspect other medical staff smirk a bit...

dowie · 13 Sep 2020 at 23:51

Tosno said:
My passions are shopping, prosecco and being georgous. If you're under 6'5" don't talk to me. I won't message first. Not looking for hookups. No facial hair. IDK why tinder says I'm 36, I'm really 48. Music is my life . Don't ask me on a date if you're broke. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Sushi and pumpkin spiced lattes ❤. No bum stuff on first date. Being a single mum is hard or so I'm told.

You forgot the link to their onlyfans account...

Tosno · 14 Sep 2020 at 00:27

dowie said:
You forgot the link to their onlyfans account...

That is my actual profile on tinder!

UTT · 14 Sep 2020 at 07:36

robcat101 said:
I suspect that some may miss the subtext here.

For the thicko's out there,

what's the subtext?

Akagi · 14 Sep 2020 at 11:07

UTT said:
For the thicko's out there,

what's the subtext?

silversurfer · 14 Sep 2020 at 15:56

subtext, puppeteer good with his hands

OP they are similar height sitting down, probably the main point and something made her focus on more then immediate looks or he could be 6 foot tall and be limping along with some horrible condition. cant really judge in 2 mins. They have a connection is usually reason enough, they'll be divorced not long after if not

jonneymendoza · 14 Sep 2020 at 16:02

McBain said:
Of course.

O ok. men thats smaller than 8" may as well give up lol

MikeTheNative · 14 Sep 2020 at 16:03

I have a stable job, I work out, I get told I'm an awesome a lot. I'm quite independent, my mum doesn't even do my washing yet I can't get a girl like that................................

Ayahuasca · 14 Sep 2020 at 16:11

jonneymendoza said:
O ok. men thats smaller than 8" may as well give up lol

It's over, leave it to the 1% to supply dream damage to the crotch.

R.P.L · 14 Sep 2020 at 17:16

Tosno said:
No bum stuff on first date

m@rty · 14 Sep 2020 at 18:11

MikeTheNative said:
I have a stable job, I work out, I get told I'm an awesome a lot. I'm quite independent, my mum doesn't even do my washing yet I can't get a girl like that................................