Something like this:
1. Book next day off work
2. Phone up at 8.30 am
3. Get engaged tone
4. Increment time by 1 minute
5. Repeat steps 2-4 until you speak to someone, then goto step 6.
6. Be told that all the appointments are gone and you'll have to ring again tomorrow.
7. Repeat steps 1-6 until you get fired/die of your illness.
Workarounds:
A) Plan to get ill 7-14 days in advance and pre-book an appointment
B) Skip the doctors and go straight to A&E/walk-in centre
****ing useless.
ARGH
Which ****ing idiot actually thought this system was a good (or even mediocre) idea!?
Spent 30 mins this morning ringing to try and get an appointment, finally get through;
Me: Do you have any appointments this evening after 5.30?
Them: Sorry they are all gone
Me: Ok, no problem, it's not hugely urgent, can I book one later on then please?
Them: They're all taken.
Me: You don't have any appointments after 5.30 at any point in the future?

Them: We have some, but only same day appointments, you can phone up in the morning and try to book one.
Me: Well, I could be trying to phone up for the next 6 months then... so you're saying you don't have any in the future at all? Until the end of time?
Them: No, we only book 2 weeks in advance.
Me: Thanks, that's really helpful.
Honestly, what's the point - make it virtually impossible to get an appointment on the day, and then only book advance appointments 2 weeks in the future?!
Is it actually possible to get some inhalers without having to go to my doctor, other than having to mess around with NHS direct and sit in a walk in centre for 5 hours in the middle of the night when this exact scenario occurred last year because my surgery are ****ing ****?!