How Hard are You?

Kick them in the goonies and run ~ my plan if any one ever tried to fight me. But then people just tend to yell things at me and I ignore their lack of intelligence and get on with my life
 
Never been in a fight. Can't think of any time where being hard would've benefited me really.

Try and stay fit and healthy for when the zombies come though.
 
Been in a few fights for completely random reasons..

1) Getting happy slapped.. while I was eating a kebab, the people he was with told me he had a knife aswell and he was coked up. Id just been paid and bought my younger brother and cousin a kebab to as a treat.. put him on his ass and ran off and hid in a pub like a girl after hearing about the knife. I was 18 though. Now if it happened id do the same up to running off but then search him and detain him. I'm pretty sure he came into where I was working (an offlicence) but I really couldnt tell if it was him or not, seemed like a very nice chap.. didnt want to ask as I didnt want to give myself away lol

2) At a house party of a friends brother and cousin, didnt know them but they looked like knobheads.. they were doing coke to and play fighting and getting to rowdy. They ended up trying to actually fight each other so me and a friend seperated them, one was more aggressive than the other and my mate was dealing with him, I cant remember how it happened but the other guy ent up on the floor.. I dont recall hitting him, I think I side stepped him but I held him down and then I got booted in the face by the other guy who got past my mate.. and then he calmed down. Musta held that guy down for 20minutes untill the police came. My friend pressed charges and ended up getting a fiver a week for a few months, infact I think he still gets it now.

3) Went out drinking in newport and was very rather drunk standing next to a friends gf and someone came over and elbowed me in the face for no reason at all.. I was so drunk I was staring at the floor and didnt expect it. I chased after him and his friend pepper sprayed me lol.. made me so angry that I could do anything I punched a concrete wall.. thinking it was wooden. Mistake :( the only thing I recall being able to see properly shortly after it happened was one of them getting clothes lined by someone I was with. Told the police who were there just round the corner but nothing happened of it.. couldnt really remember what they looked like, happened too quickly.. always in my mind being sprayed in any future situations though.

4) Breaking up another fight of a group of completely random lads but could see they were mates, one being typically "well if you dont like me why dont you hit me" by the time I got to them they were on the ground, pulled them apart.. stopped one guy getting run over and they were still shouting, was outside "The Turkish Community Center" and some of them came out and I think one of the guys fighting was racist, he was no where to be seen by the end of it.. ended up with ME getting hit with pool cues.

Got a nice lift to the hospital with the police, told him id take it as far as I could.. I even took pictures of the offenders and the car they drove off in.. the officer came round to take a statement and as he was leaving told my gf and her mate that he'd "Never met someone who was so calm, talkative and happy in that kind of situation before.. especially for how much he'd had" - damn stella, that stuff wrecks me I think i only had 5.. 6 at the very most over as many hours.. drink it for the taste. The worst thing of the night though.. I went down that road because I thought it was quicker/would lead to another road.. I drive down it a lot anyway but when I was sober I just thought.. what a mug!

Still waiting to hear back with that one, was a few months ago now.. last call I got was that they couldnt identify exactly who it was that did it.. iPhone pictures arent the greatest at that time of night and no cctv cameras around.

Overall though, I'm not scared of fights I think I can handle myself I just end up in the more challenging situations it seems. Ah well, I wouldnt change any of it.. I'd hope other people would help me out if needed.
 
There was a bit of scuffle with a group of my friends and some other lads in a queue for a club on Saturday night and I was 6 foot 4 inches of complete and utter uselessness. I'll happily get in there to pull people apart but unless one of my friends or me was actually getting battered I could never imagine myself being arsed enough to fight.
 
Not the strongest of people, but I can move fast :)

4-5 body shots in quick succession takes the wind out of most people, if not then run, because they will likely kick the **** out of you.

But yeah, unless I don't get the first few hits in I'm usually fine :)
 
I've only ever had to punch somebody once in my life and by christ they deserved it, and for once, violence was most definitely the answer.
 
I had some guy start on me for just walking down his street a few months back. I walked away.

I have mellowed a lot these last couple of years and very rarely lose my temper. The last person who really knarcked me off had a door thrown at them.
 
Once you have a gun license its best not to be violent, the police don't like it. ;)

Then again, I wouldn't stand there and let someone knife me either.
 
Pretty flacid right now at the moment. Slightly personal question aswell If i'm perfectly honest Hedge :(
 
i will always try and avoid fights these days but my early 20's were a different matter. i've got rugby and boxng genes in my build and i am not proud to admit that i haven't always used them to their best advantage at times. i cringe at some of the things i have done when it comes to drunken violence and would never ever do it again unless it was to protect someone i cared for. i am nearly 32 and far more mellowed now than i was in my 20's and all the better for it.
 
I always seem to stay well below the radar when it comes to fights / hostile situations.

I must look reasonably hard but not like I would start anything or want to

I've only been in 2 fights ever, both were not started by me. Its much easier to avoid it. I did get a psyco both times though. Spitting blood etc, one ran off, one stayed on the floor and I walked off
 
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