How Hard are You?

The IPB · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:10

PondPikey said:
On World of Warcraft possibly.

I have never played world of warcraft, so I doubt that.

In real man on man fisty cuffs, I would destroy you.

There would be only dust remaining.

infernox · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:12

Freefaller said:
Hahaha. Only been in 1 fight in my life, vowed not to do it again. It's not cool, it's scary, and it's just not me. I'm a lover not a fighter!

People wont pick a fight with you with those guns.

Devrij · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:13

Dkore-DeX said:
I can handle myself

Size has nothing to do with it 5ft5 and nobody has ever started a fight with me in all my 25 years.

Then how do you know?

Last time I was in a fight it was against 6 people and I lost quite badly. I don't like fighting and I avoid it when possible. I can fight, but only against people my own size. Being small makes me an easy target for big dudes but I have good mates who back me up when I need it.

So no, I'm not hard, but my mates are so its okay

PondPikey · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:13

Dkore-DeX said:
I have never played world of warcraft, so I doubt that.

In real man on man fisty cuffs, I would destroy you.

There would be only dust remaining.

Look mate, I dont do Kuta's or any of that silly bowing or muhammad im-hard-jackie-chan-bruce-lee stuff.

A fork to the throat area usually suffices. Its served me well up until now.

Now, how about a game of wet willys?

Skepticx · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:14

Not going to lie i did giggle at the title...

But on to the point, not very. Fighting if just for people who cant communicate properly.

The IPB · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:16

PondPikey said:
Look mate, I dont do Kuta's or any of that silly bowing or muhammad im-hard-jackie-chan-bruce-lee stuff.

A fork to the throat area usually suffices. Its served me well up until now.

Now, how about a game of wet willys?

Lol I'm winding you up.

Psycho Sonny · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:17

PondPikey said:
Look mate, I dont do Kuta's or any of that silly bowing or muhammad im-hard-jackie-chan-bruce-lee stuff.

A fork to the throat area usually suffices. Its served me well up until now.

Now, how about a game of wet willys?

how many people have you stabbed in the throat with a fork?

Cosimo · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:17

PondPikey said:
COME AT ME BRO! LOL

Make my day bro.

.... and so it starts

PondPikey · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:17

Dkore-DeX said:
Lol I'm winding you up.

Eh! Typical!

Start talking about wet willys and he bottles it.

lol

The IPB · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:18

Psycho Sonny said:
how many people have you stabbed in the throat with a fork?

If he told you, he would have to kill you.

Psycho Sonny · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:19

Dkore-DeX said:
If he told you, he would have to kill you.

hopefully with a clean fork, i don't like dirty forks

PondPikey · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:20

Psycho Sonny said:
how many people have you stabbed in the throat with a fork?

Just one. It was a mate though so doesn't really count. Also, I didnt really get him that great so stuck a butter knife in his leg to make up for it. True story.

You dont have to worry though Sonny. You seem an alright chap.

The IPB · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:21

PondPikey said:
Just one. It was a mate though so doesn't really count. Also, I didnt really get him that great so stuck a butter knife in his leg to make up for it. True story.

You dont have to worry though Sonny. You seem an alright chap.

You would need to stab someone really hard with a butter knife to do any damage, they are after all blunt :/

Si105 · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:23

Would never fight anyone unless they hit me first/attacked a family member.

Only one time someone tried to hit me, I blocked his punch and pushed him away, one of his mates held him back and I walked away.

Diesel · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:24

Hedge said:
Could you defend your missus like a true Alpha male?

Last time I had to 'defend' my missus was just before last Christmas. We were in a taxi queue when some guy started mouthing off in her face, I asked him to stop and he didn't, so I chinned him.

He fell flat on his back in the snow then ran off at full speed.

The Dread Pirate · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:25

There are whay too many legs in this thread I blame PondPikey and as such demand that he desist!

The IPB · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:26

Diesel said:
Last time I had to 'defend' my missus was just before last Christmas. We were in a taxi queue when some guy started mouthing off in her face, I asked him to stop and he didn't, so I chinned him.

He fell flat on his back in the snow then ran off at full speed.

So you're basically admitting to being a thug ?

Rotty · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:27

Prob a bit too old for a punch up

mrk · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:27

Dkore-DeX said:
So you're basically admitting to being a thug ?

Careful, that's chinning talk!

PondPikey · 31 Oct 2011 at 15:28

Capn' $qu!ff said:
There are whay too many legs in this thread I blame PondPikey and as such demand that he desist!

Aaarrhh, come on Capn'! Its Monday, some birds aren't meant to be caged!

Last time I had to 'defend' my missus was just before last Christmas. We were in a taxi queue when some guy started mouthing off in her face, I asked him to stop and he didn't, so I chinned him.

He fell flat on his back in the snow then ran off at full speed.

That my friends is the talk of a champion. All hail Diesel.