How is this not prostitution?

Hellsmk2 · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:51

Damnit, I'd sell myself for that amount of cash as I have no soul. It's a shame that nobody would pay me though.

"andy" · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:52

its quite obviously been bidded on by fake bidders. most likely kids from 4chan

Ciphon · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:52

Tummy said:
She's not English.

lol

[TW]Fox · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:53

"andy" said:
its quite obviously been bidded on by fake bidders. most likely kids from 4chan

It's not a conventional auction.

Hatter The Mad · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:53

Gilly said:
I would, I don't have £2.6m.

Viper² · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:54

Azagoth said:
I don't know, maybe because Prostitution is legal.

It's illegal in the U.S. in 48 states... which is where she is from.

Glaucus · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:54

fair play 2.6mill, quick easy way to get rich..

Tummy · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:54

Is she one of those anal-only virgins?

She’s 22. How do we know she’s not taken years and years of backdoor action? You wouldn’t pay top dollar for a new house if the front door was brand new, but the back yard got destroyed by a runaway dump truck.

The Mad Rapper · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:54

Azagoth said:
Yeah, like you'd turn it down.

I would. She's a pig.

Knubje · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:55

I would definatley turn it down.

If I had the choice of nobbing it for free or taking 2.6mil, I'd take 2.6 mil.

As I think Tefal stated, you could go over to the dammne and get two experienced ladies instead of tapping that sack 'o' spuds.

Also, how can anyone be sure she is a virgin 100%.

Amp34 · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:56

Tummy said:
Is she one of those anal-only virgins?

She’s 22. How do we know she’s not taken years and years of backdoor action? You wouldn’t pay top dollar for a new house if the front door was brand new, but the back yard got destroyed by a runaway dump truck.

Tefal · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:56

Knubje said:
I would definatley turn it down.

If I had the choice of nobbing it for free or taking 2.6mil, I'd take 2.6 mil.

As I think Tefal stated, you could go over to the dammne and get two experienced ladies instead of tapping that sack 'o' spuds.

Also, how can anyone be sure she is a virgin 100%.

why only two?

You could get a small army for that money

rsatd · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:57

Tummy said:
Is she one of those anal-only virgins?

She’s 22. How do we know she’s not taken years and years of backdoor action? You wouldn’t pay top dollar for a new house if the front door was brand new, but the back yard got destroyed by a runaway dump truck.

Nice analogy

Bennie-Mac · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:57

Azagoth said:
Yeah, like you'd turn it down.

If i had to pay £2.6 million for it i would!

Actually, even if it was free i wouldnt take it.

floatindolphin · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:58

she's got a face like the dog from Toy Story

WrathOfAchilles · 13 Jan 2009 at 13:59

Tefal said:
why only two?

You could get a small army for that money

An Army of hookers! Awesome! Invade somewhere... France maybe.

Tummy · 13 Jan 2009 at 14:00

martinweston said:
An Army of hookers! Awesome! Invade somewhere... France maybe.

Let's face it, they won't put up much of a fight...

Knubje · 13 Jan 2009 at 14:01

Bennie-Mac said:
If i had to pay £2.6 million for it i would!

Actually, even if it was free i wouldnt take it.

If it was free, I would probably hit it, IF a complimentary paper bag was included

rsatd · 13 Jan 2009 at 14:02

Why France? You have a whole world to invade and you invade France... If it was up to me, id invade a small island somewhere in the Caribbean for instance... Choose somewhere nicer

Von Smallhausen · 13 Jan 2009 at 14:06

As she looks like Nadia off Big Brother, I am glad my bid of 7p fell flat.