How lazy are you?

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Woke up this morning - no clean clothes, gash. Can't be bothered to do any washing either so I just went and bought todays outfit. Mad or Lazy, can't decide.

What have you done thats stupidly lazy?
 
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This will turn out to be a "willy waving" thread, with people boasting about how lazy they are. :rolleyes:

I use a bottle instead of the toilet because I cba to walk 5m, tbh...
 
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im soo lazy i prob would just have worn whatever was on the floor. no chance i would have had the energy to go to shops.

my laziness extends to an almost complete police application sitting about three feet away ( been there for days now ) and it will prob still be there monday.

ah well....
 
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AthlonTom said:
Sorry - a willy waving thread?

Meh, went to the shops in what I woke up in, which was pretty scruffy, but shopable.
so you didn't even get undressed last night?
not even taking your shoes off?
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I'm so lazy that I purchased a wheelchair and voice synthesis computer just like Stephen Hawkings. I'm annotating this to a slave who is typing for me. The wheelchair has a built in commode so I can just urinate/defecate when and where I feel like it. I also get fed through a tube. I'm not actually thinking about how to put this post together, I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.
 
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Scuzi said:
I'm so lazy that I purchased a wheelchair and voice synthesis computer just like Stephen Hawkings. I'm annotating this to a slave who is typing for me. The wheelchair has a built in commode so I can just urinate/defecate when and where I feel like it. I also get fed through a tube. I'm not actually thinking about how to put this post together, I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.

This is quality.
 
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Richdog said:
I'm so lazy I buy pre-chewed and pre-digested food.

Some people actually do this, even though they're not babies anymore, not for lazy reasons, but for the taste. :p Doesn't look too appetising though.
 
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