How lazy are you?

AthlonTom · 13 May 2006 at 14:32

Woke up this morning - no clean clothes, gash. Can't be bothered to do any washing either so I just went and bought todays outfit. Mad or Lazy, can't decide.

What have you done thats stupidly lazy?

Scuzi · 13 May 2006 at 14:33

Did you go out naked to buy your clothes?

I crapped in a bucket once because the toilet was a 200 yard walk away.

R3DBuLL · 13 May 2006 at 14:34

What did you wear to buy this new outfit :confused:

Edit : beaten to it :mad:

Etaqua · 13 May 2006 at 14:35

This will turn out to be a "willy waving" thread, with people boasting about how lazy they are. :rolleyes:

I use a bottle instead of the toilet because I cba to walk 5m, tbh...

rmuir · 13 May 2006 at 14:36

im soo lazy i prob would just have worn whatever was on the floor. no chance i would have had the energy to go to shops.

my laziness extends to an almost complete police application sitting about three feet away ( been there for days now ) and it will prob still be there monday.

ah well....

AthlonTom · 13 May 2006 at 14:37

Sorry - a willy waving thread?

Meh, went to the shops in what I woke up in, which was pretty scruffy, but shopable.

VeNT · 13 May 2006 at 14:40

AthlonTom said:
Sorry - a willy waving thread?

Meh, went to the shops in what I woke up in, which was pretty scruffy, but shopable.

so you didn't even get undressed last night?
not even taking your shoes off?
winner

anksta · 13 May 2006 at 14:41

goin to about 8 lectures in an entire semester when I have about 6 a day is pretty lazy I reckon.

Matteh · 13 May 2006 at 14:43

I'm still in bed at twenty to three on a saturday.

Scuzi · 13 May 2006 at 14:48

I'm so lazy that I purchased a wheelchair and voice synthesis computer just like Stephen Hawkings. I'm annotating this to a slave who is typing for me. The wheelchair has a built in commode so I can just urinate/defecate when and where I feel like it. I also get fed through a tube. I'm not actually thinking about how to put this post together, I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.

Phog · 13 May 2006 at 14:48

Sometimes I'm too lazy to type. I had to really build up some energy to type this much!

Greenlizard0 · 13 May 2006 at 14:53

In the past i've been so lazy I couldn't be bothered to copy other people's homework......(clichée I know...)

Brynn · 13 May 2006 at 14:54

I will fill this in later

big_white_dog84 · 13 May 2006 at 14:55

Scuzi said:
I'm so lazy that I purchased a wheelchair and voice synthesis computer just like Stephen Hawkings. I'm annotating this to a slave who is typing for me. The wheelchair has a built in commode so I can just urinate/defecate when and where I feel like it. I also get fed through a tube. I'm not actually thinking about how to put this post together, I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.

This is quality.

Richdog · 13 May 2006 at 15:00

I'm so lazy I buy pre-chewed and pre-digested food.

AthlonTom · 13 May 2006 at 15:00

Richdog said:
I'm so lazy I buy pre-chewed and pre-digested food.

no ****?

Jumpingmedic · 13 May 2006 at 16:16

Etaqua said:
This will turn out to be a "willy waving" thread, with people boasting about how lazy they are.

I use a bottle instead of the toilet because I cba to walk 5m, tbh...

The truly lazy people wouldn't even bother to post.

Etaqua · 13 May 2006 at 16:16

Richdog said:
I'm so lazy I buy pre-chewed and pre-digested food.

Some people actually do this, even though they're not babies anymore, not for lazy reasons, but for the taste.

Doesn't look too appetising though.

gord · 13 May 2006 at 16:20

pyro · 13 May 2006 at 16:21

This lazy?