Haha, this reminds me of my mum and her free washing machine 
Years ago my mum ordered a washing machine off a well known catalogue. Sure enough, within a few days it turned up. She had it fitted and that was that.
2 days later another washing machine turns up. The guy had already unloaded it and was in a hurry so asked my mum if it was ok to come pick it back up later. She never signed for anything. The following day the washing machine is still sat in the hall so my mum phones up the catalogue. No problem, we will pick it up tomorrow.
Tomorrow arrives and my mum answers her door to be met by a different guy - with another washing machine!
My mum calmly tells him she already has 2 and doesn't want a 3rd. He is very apologetic and my mum signs the paperwork saying refused delivery.
Following day my mum phones and asks would they please send someone to collect the washing machine in her hall. A few minutes on hold and the lady comes back sounding very confused saying my mum must be mistaken as they already picked it up yesterday! My mum explains that the one returned yesterday was a 3rd machine, not the 2nd one. Mum is told this wouldn't happen, but she will look into it.
20 years later my mum is still waiting!
(6 months after all of this, my nan happened to get a lovely new washing machine just like my mum's)

Years ago my mum ordered a washing machine off a well known catalogue. Sure enough, within a few days it turned up. She had it fitted and that was that.
2 days later another washing machine turns up. The guy had already unloaded it and was in a hurry so asked my mum if it was ok to come pick it back up later. She never signed for anything. The following day the washing machine is still sat in the hall so my mum phones up the catalogue. No problem, we will pick it up tomorrow.
Tomorrow arrives and my mum answers her door to be met by a different guy - with another washing machine!

Following day my mum phones and asks would they please send someone to collect the washing machine in her hall. A few minutes on hold and the lady comes back sounding very confused saying my mum must be mistaken as they already picked it up yesterday! My mum explains that the one returned yesterday was a 3rd machine, not the 2nd one. Mum is told this wouldn't happen, but she will look into it.
20 years later my mum is still waiting!
(6 months after all of this, my nan happened to get a lovely new washing machine just like my mum's)
