How long, is a Chinaman?

I always get 'if there was a fire and you could only save your computer or me what would it be'

so i say one in each hand or, you hold the laptop and ill hold you. really ****** her off
 
Going round hers tonight,but she should thank her lucky stars i'm not getting my new Razer mouse until tomorrow, i could just imagine her face if i said "can't come round tonight, got a new mouse".

Hmm, maybe i should hook her house up for wireless and get her on ventrillo. She can talk to me whilst i'm doing something else!

Or, i record my voice and use time-delay macro's which give my responses, such as "yes probably", "not really", "what did she say?", "ha, yeh me too", "just watching TV thinking of you", "I would, but i got too much work to do now".
 
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