How many bens can you shens

PMKeates · 6 Dec 2012 at 20:58

In the spirit of hard times, I've decided to change my life and have 20 disabled, blind children and avoid all possible work. Using the online calculator, I'll be bringing home...

How much money can you scam?

https://www.gov.uk/benefits-adviser

Mason- · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:00

5* Thread

Castiel · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:05

I can't believe you took the time to make up names etc for 20 kids just to find out how much benefit you might get if you could......

lol

Steve2000 · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:06

Based on the information provided, you are not entitled to any of the benefits calculated by the benefits adviser.

What a shame.

StriderX · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:06

Castiel said:
I can't believe you took the time to make up names etc for 20 kids just to find out how much benefit you might get if you could......

lol

Yes you can...

PMKeates · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:07

The bottom lips of Fredson one, Fredsone two, Fredson three, Fredson four, Fredson five, Fredson six, Fredson seven, Fredson eight, Fredson nine, Fredson ten, Fredson eleven, Fredson twelve, Fredson thirteen, Fredson fourteen, Fredson fifteen, Fredson sixteen, Fredson seventeen, Fredson eighteen, Fredson ninenteen and Fredson twenty tremble at your disdain for their existence

Theophany · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:07

Castiel said:
I can't believe you took the time to make up names etc for 20 kids just to find out how much benefit you might get if you could......

lol

Yeah, I got to the bit where I was essentially a torso looking after 20 kids and then had to answer 60 questions about 20 little disabled, blind *******s of various parents and thought "probably not the best use of my time."

Skillmister · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:08

1000x what i get currently, this sounds like a brilliant plan.

Nitefly · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:08

You have to feel sorry for Fresdson twenty.

HecFam · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:08

PMKeates · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:08

Theophany said:
Yeah, I got to the bit where I was essentially a torso looking after 20 kids and then had to answer 60 questions about 20 little disabled, blind *******s of various parents and thought "probably not the best use of my time."

Ah, but my torso was pregnant!

Theophany · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:11

PMKeates said:
Ah, but my torso was pregnant!

A dude with a uterus?

Could it be... the fabled duderus? :eek:

Jono · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:12

How the hell? I can just get 3k...

G|mp · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:16

PMKeates said:
The bottom lips of Fredson one, Fredsone two, Fredson three, Fredson four, Fredson five, Fredson six, Fredson seven, Fredson eight, Fredson nine, Fredson ten, Fredson eleven, Fredson twelve, Fredson thirteen, Fredson fourteen, Fredson fifteen, Fredson sixteen, Fredson seventeen, Fredson eighteen, Fredson ninenteen and Fredson twenty tremble at your disdain for their existence

Hehehehe

HecFam said:

Awesome

Tikkabhuna · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:17

Theophany said:
Yeah, I got to the bit where I was essentially a torso looking after 20 kids and then had to answer 60 questions about 20 little disabled, blind *******s of various parents and thought "probably not the best use of my time."

This is what I got to. For names I just did One, Two, Three, etc.

Castiel · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:19

Nitefly said:
You have to feel sorry for Fresdson twenty.

I'd be more concerned for Fredson Twentyone....he ain't getting a dime. :eek:

twist3d0n3 · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:20

Nitefly said:
You have to feel sorry for Fresdson twenty.

he'd of had the easiest birth... just fell out with a splosh

"andy" · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:22

do you think a blind child is cheap to look after and care for ? nevermind 20

strange thread

Jono · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:23

Best I can get is £3041.55 a week.

PMKeates · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:24

Theophany said:
A dude with a uterus?

Could it be... the fabled duderus?

Yes, I am Fred, the blind, disabled, out-of-work, 60 year old.. duderus! I also care for my dependants for 100 hours a week, with 40 hours on my most retarded child, Fredson one.