How many bens can you shens

Stone22uk · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:34

PMKeates said:
Yes, I am Fred, the blind, disabled, out-of-work, 60 year old.. duderus! I also care for my dependants for 100 hours a week, with 40 hours on my most retarded child, Fredson one.

ha ha comedy gold

Theophany · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:38

PMKeates said:
Yes, I am Fred, the blind, disabled, out-of-work, 60 year old.. duderus! I also care for my dependants for 100 hours a week, with 40 hours on my most retarded child, Fredson one.

Oh Fred, you are an example for us all!

Backslick · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:39

"andy" said:
do you think a blind child is cheap to look after and care for ? nevermind 20

strange thread

Saves money on a TV.

pingwing · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:40

I only got £396 a week for 4 kids living in a hotel, one blind that takes up 80 hours of my week...

Wish my wife hadn't died whilst serving her country, feel like a vietnam vet suddenly.

Chris1712 · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:42

Backslick said:
Saves money on a TV.

Shayper · 6 Dec 2012 at 21:47

Backslick said:
Saves money on a TV.

5* post

Edit: not entitled to any? Wrong

I just don't claim them.

.:Blindfaith:. · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:06

Best i can do ?

The Couple who committed suicide living on £57.50 a week JSA

Or the 21yr old woman who committed suicide after two years stuck in the system

The Arthritic old woman walking 20 miles for food relief

The man who died from an epileptic fit from the stress of being re-assesd

You see these people suffered because of people like yourselves
Looking down your nose and mocking people less fortunate

Truth is those people feel shame for claiming a benefit and do not search out
the extra help they need be that a disability claim - JSA - ESA - ChildTaxCredit - care allowance - Tenant support worker etc ...

People who REALLY need help are scared to ask for it
Because of people like yourselves who lap up the media
scoffing mocking and poking fun

Most of you here would not know a hard day let alone life

Merry bloody christmas

Pestilence · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:08

.:Blindfaith:. said:
Best i can do ?

The Couple who committed suicide living on £57.50 a week JSA

Or the 21yr old woman who committed suicide after two years stuck in the system

The Arthritic old woman walking 20 miles for food relief

The man who died from an epileptic fit from the stress of being re-assesd

You see these people suffered because of people like yourselves
Looking down your nose and mocking people less fortunate

Truth is those people feel shame for claiming a benefit and do not search out
the extra help they need be that a disability claim - JSA - ESA - ChildTaxCredit - care allowance - Tenant support worker etc ...

People who REALLY need help are scared to ask for it
Because of people like yourselves who lap up the media
scoffing mocking and poking fun

Most of you here would not know a hard day let alone life

Merry bloody christmas

Pure lack of shens.

PeterNem · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:11

.:Blindfaith:. said:
.:Blindfaith:.

Really blind, or parts of your shens?

Shayper · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:12

.:Blindfaith:. said:
Best i can do ?

The Couple who committed suicide living on £57.50 a week JSA

Or the 21yr old woman who committed suicide after two years stuck in the system

The Arthritic old woman walking 20 miles for food relief

The man who died from an epileptic fit from the stress of being re-assesd

You see these people suffered because of people like yourselves
Looking down your nose and mocking people less fortunate

Truth is those people feel shame for claiming a benefit and do not search out
the extra help they need be that a disability claim - JSA - ESA - ChildTaxCredit - care allowance - Tenant support worker etc ...

People who REALLY need help are scared to ask for it
Because of people like yourselves who lap up the media
scoffing mocking and poking fun

Most of you here would not know a hard day let alone life

Merry bloody christmas

I just spent £2.15 on a weekly shop mate. Yeah.

Edit: oh and my ex's recently deceased mum was constantly being reassessed even though she had parkinsons. So I know.

Theophany · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:17

Pestilence said:
Pure lack of shens.

PeterNem said:
Really blind, or parts of your shens?

Shayper · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:18

Theophany said:

Some people take humour WAY too seriously

Cosimo · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:21

PMKeates said:
Yes, I am Fred, the blind, disabled, out-of-work, 60 year old.. duderus! I also care for my dependants for 100 hours a week, with 40 hours on my most retarded child, Fredson one.

You deserve a benefit just for making that up.

infernox · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:24

PMKeates said:
Yes, I am Fred, the blind, disabled, out-of-work, 60 year old.. duderus! I also care for my dependants for 100 hours a week, with 40 hours on my most retarded child, Fredson one.

I literally wet myself. 5* thread and post.

Theophany · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:32

Shayper said:
Some people take humour WAY too seriously

I think we're going to get on well at the London meet.

Shayper · 6 Dec 2012 at 22:34

Theophany said:
I think we're going to get on well at the London meet.

You bring an ironingboard, I'll bring the decks!

mrjagga · 6 Dec 2012 at 23:46

There are some sick ***** on here.

estebanrey · 7 Dec 2012 at 00:14

When I saw the title I thought it was asking how many 16ths of cannabis you could smoke.

Shayper · 7 Dec 2012 at 01:07

estebanrey said:
When I saw the title I thought it was asking how many 16ths of cannabis you could smoke.

That's a Benz, not a bens

413x · 7 Dec 2012 at 02:43

I love GD

This Fred is full of lol AND win :-P