How many do you tick (ladies queue up and lol)
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Ok just happened to log out of my email and noticed this and honestly felt it was worthy of posting in GD (deffo not Motors)
So how many of the below list do you tick...
1.Six feet tall --- Yep
2.Muscly, toned and athletic ---- Yep
3.Brown eyes -- Greenish Brown .. so no.
4.Short dark hair --- Yah
5.Smart dress sense ---- Sometimes, but generally no.
6.A beer / lager drinker ---- Nope
7.Non-smoker ---- Yep
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper --- Not V-Neck
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes --- Better, get ready in 5
10.Stylish --- lol No
11.Wants a family ---- hmm,maybe
12.Earns £48,000 a year --- Last year I earned more than that
13.Loves shopping ---- Lord no
14.Eats meat ---- yes
15.Clean shaven ---- rarely
16.Smooth chest ---- Nope
17.Watches soaps ---- Hell no
18.Enjoys watching football ---- Not really
19.Drives an Audi ---- Ney
20.Educated to degree level --- Yus
21.Earns more than his other half --- Yus
22.Jokes around and has a laugh ---- Yus
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset --- Pfft, sometimes
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it --- Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women ---- Yes
26.Holds a driving licence --- Yes
27.Can swim --- Yes
28.Can ride a bike --- Yes
29.Can change a tyre --- Yes
30.Rings mum regularly --- Yes
Link for full details http://him.uk.msn.com/sex-and-dating/womens-perfect-man-how-many-of-the-30-points-do-you-tick
For record I ticked 22
18.
Some real dumbass questions though
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10 I'm only 1/3 perfect according to that... It's wrong though. I'm Perfect it's the rest of the world that needs to sort itself out!
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about 12, how about we make a similar list but the other way round lads ? and post it on the forum for Cosmopolitan if they have one lol
Ok just happened to log out of my email and noticed this and honestly felt it was worthy of posting in GD (deffo not Motors)
So how many of the below list do you tick...
1.Six feet tall Yep 6'2
2.Muscly, toned and athletic Yep
3.Brown eyes Blue
4.Short dark hair Shaved on top
5.Smart dress sense when I need to
6.A beer / lager drinker Yep
7.Non-smoker Yep
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Smart jeans and a shirt if I have to
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes easily
10.Stylish When I want to be
11.Wants a family Good god no
12.Earns £48,000 a year fraid not
13.Loves shopping not really
14.Eats meat yep
15.Clean shaven most of the time
16.Smooth chest nope
17.Watches soaps **** that!
18.Enjoys watching football so so
19.Drives an Audi Nope
20.Educated to degree level Nope
21.Earns more than his other half Yep
22.Jokes around and has a laugh Yep
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset Yep
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yep
25.Admits it when he looks at other women Never needed to
26.Holds a driving licence Yep
27.Can swim Yep very very well
28.Can ride a bike Yep
29.Can change a tyre Yep
30.Rings mum regularly Yep
21. It'll do
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12 \o/
Ok just happened to log out of my email and noticed this and honestly felt it was worthy of posting in GD (deffo not Motors)
So how many of the below list do you tick...
1.Six feet tall - 5f 11 <shakes fist>
2.Muscly, toned and athletic well - reasonably Muscly.. +1
3.Brown eyes - Green so no...
4.Short dark hair - Shaven/grade 1, but brown so umm +1
5.Smart dress sense - Define smart...? I scrub up reasonably well +1
6.A beer / lager drinker - +1
7.Non-smoker +1
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - I refuse to wear jumpers because I'm an alpha male.
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - +1
10.Stylish - +1
11.Wants a family - Umm, no.
12.Earns £48,000 a year - Not yet, but then again I'm under 30 & I doubt that many 20/30 year olds are on 48k PA (Infact, I know that 95/99% are not (if you look at age/wage distribution statistics).
13.Loves shopping - Lolno.
14.Eats meat - +1
15.Clean shaven - Alpha = stubble so no.
16.Smooth chest - Alpha = hair so no.
17.Watches soaps - Alpha = no chance, so no.
18.Enjoys watching football - Lolno.
19.Drives an Audi - Don't need to drive (live too close to work)
20.Educated to degree level - Nope, but equal time spent in college.
21.Earns more than his other half - +1
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - +1
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset - +1
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - +1
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - +1
26.Holds a driving licence - Don't need to drive (live too close to work)
27.Can swim - +1
28.Can ride a bike - +1
29.Can change a tyre - Don't need to drive (live too close to work)
30.Rings mum regularly - Nah... but should more often,
Link for full details http://him.uk.msn.com/sex-and-dating/womens-perfect-man-how-many-of-the-30-points-do-you-tick
For record I ticked 22
Final (honest) score - 15.
1. Six feet tall - Yep
2. Muscly, toned and athletic - I wish
3. Brown eyes - Blue
4. Short dark hair - Yes, although some greys... and I'm only 23!
5. Smart dress sense - Most of the time
6. A beer / lager drinker - I'll drink anything, but go-to drink always a beer or lager
7. Non-smoker - Yep
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - Haha
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes - Yep - of course
10. Stylish - I like to think so
11. Wants a family - Definitely
12. Earns £48,000 a year - Yes altough the bills just get bigger
13. Loves shopping - Any day but a Saturday, manic
14. Eats meat - Yep
15. Clean shaven - I have to have a bit of stubble, it adds to my age
16. Smooth chest - Not a very hairy man
17. Watches soaps - Yes, although ashamed to admit it
18. Enjoys watching football - Yep
19. Drives an Audi - Don't even have a licence
20. Educated to degree level - Don't even have A-levels! I don't think an NVQ 3 counts, lol
21. Earns more than his other half - Yep
22. Jokes around and has a laugh - All the time
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset - Gotta be
24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Why else would you say it?
25. Admits it when he looks at other women - "Wow she's hot" she does the same!
26. Holds a driving licence - Shameful
27. Can swim - Just
28. Can ride a bike - Yep
29. Can change a tyre - It's built into our DNA surely
30. Rings mum regularly - She's dead (morbid ending)
22.... I ring my dad regularly though so can I please have 23?
