You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
Bah. I could take more!
I used to play fight with the teachers kids after school because my mums a teacher there(My little friends that were about 5 or 6 years younger then me) and as soon as the little buggers latched on around you ankles they would have almost no balance and then you get hit up higher and pulled to the ground

Little kids can be a pain in the arse due to there size and ankle grabbing capabilities
