How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?

nero120 said:
-Virii to blame labour for the light bulb running out fiasco

-Visage to put the blame back on the previous tory government

-Dolph to threaten banning them if they dont shut the hell up!
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:D :D :D
 
Mat said:
6 members to claim that changing dark is quicker than changing a light bulb
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I particullarly like that add-on.

I can say that I have seen every item in that list happen at one point or another.
 
nikebee said:
4 forum members to claim the only way to change a lightbulb is to nuke it from orbit

3 forum members to then claim that it would need to be killed with fire before you can nuke it from orbit


;)
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Bah! I was gonna post that :mad:
 
Tru said:
You can still rent mine for a night, although I insist you clean it before returning it this time.
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I returned it like I received it, perhaps you need to wash your noobs from time to time... I usually clean them all at once, with a garden hose and a sponge tied to a stick
 
3 forum members to ask why we have to bother changing light bulbs anyway - light bulbs are just a social construction which modern society enforces on us.

7 forum members to call those guys emo, and tell them to go back to sitting in the dark and crying.

2 forum members to ask what 'emo' is.

357 forum members to post wildly different definitions of 'emo' with at least 12 references to make up, 7 to poetry, 18 to crying, 9 to Funeral For A Friend, and at least 4 links to www.fourfa.com.
 
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You forgot:

1 Person to post a picture of an owl saying ORLY?

52 people to flame the above person, and telling them that they will visit his/her house with a dead owl in their hands and bludgeon them to death with it.
 
One... its one broken lightbulb... useless, put it in the bin and stop chopping up glass things... you'll cut yourself.
 
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