How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb

OcUK style

4 to post "thanks for the info" and/or jesus.jpg in response to the OP
3 to point out the lightbulb conspiracy where high frequency noise generated by lightbulbs is turning us into drones
22 to respond with "tinfoil hat nazi moon base reptilian overlords lol"
1 to post "worst I can afford new lightbulbs thread ever"
2 to post links to recent newspaper articles about lightbulbs
19 to point out that those articles were from the Daily Mail therefore complete rubbish
 
you forgot the

1x cool story bro

and the guaranteed 50 pages of GE and Philips fanbois battling out over who's lightbulbs have superior wattage outputs and best performance/£ figures
 
1 to post a picture of a dude dropping a lightbulb

thorp.jpg

Well **** me

:cool:
 
not forgetting the 3 posters that get permabanned for personal insults, and the other 5 that leave in disgust at the previous 3 being banned, there are also numerous suspensions for linking to competitors lighting equipment
 
1 poster to chip in that the guy checking the meter left his light bulbs on for 12 hours.
286 posters to tell him he's an idiot and generally pick his post to pieces.
 
1 doesn't bother to read OP and writes a post about how stupid op is for not knowing how to change a light bulb.
4 to reply to above post with talk of the broken society in which men can't change their own light bulbs.
1 To argue that the OP actually DID know how to change his light bulb, if only the above 5 posters would read the OP. (Ignored).
17 To debate how they had previously assumed OP was a girl.
5 don't properly read the gender discussion, and request pictures of said girl.
2 to post pictures of fat old men in lingerie.
 
And of course who can forget the 36^999 posters going all fanboi on each others arses about which bulb is better?

"mine is the best single filament bulb you can get!!!"

"well mine runs cooler and can light three rooms at once!"

"yes but with mine the scaling with two bulbs is much much better!"

/gfx forum analogy :D
 
And of course who can forget the 36^999 posters going all fanboi on each others arses about which bulb is better?

"mine is the best single filament bulb you can get!!!"

"well mine runs cooler and can light three rooms at once!"

"yes but with mine the scaling with two bulbs is much much better!"

/gfx forum analogy :D

The drivers for my lightbulb are so much better.
 
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