How many of you wash your behinds after going number 2?

[Smigly]

You get paid to crap there. At home you are doing it unpaid

^

 

["andy"]

a) there'll still be what I call 'smell particles' there;

there shouldnt be and even if there is then so what ? unless your mates and colleagues are sniffer dogs

why are you so afriad/disgusted by poo anyway ? its just poo

and who doesnt poo at work ? id rather be getting paid than getting up earlier

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Self-diagnosed, I absolutely guarantee it.

 

[Fenris]

This thread is rather high on the autistic spectrum.

From where this thread is it can't even see the spectrum.

 

[R-evans]

I keep wiping and flushing as I go until there is no poo or just blood.

No need to take a shower.

 

[Prophet]

I save time and money but existing on a fibre only diet. My number 2's are so solid and dry they leave no trace.

No shower or toilet paper required

 

[fiveub]

I don't think we need a discussion on how we clean our bums...

I know we are a close community and all, but this is a bit weird.