Soldato
Mate who is a truck driver got blocked in by people illegally parking. It was a narrow road and by the time he needed to leave there was no way to squeeze through.
So he called the police, the police told him to drive through it anyway, my mate was like, you know I cannot do that without hitting the cars, the officer said, just drive through.
Apparently he was as careful as he could be but a few wing mirrors and no doubt a scrape or two later, and never heard anything of it again.
I remember taking a delivery in an old job when I was younger and the driver, who was the nicest bloke ever was unloading. A lady parked her car on the path/road ahead of him and walked off, he politely told her it he was leaving shortly and she isn't really allowed to park there.
She then basically told him to f off and went shopping. I later watched as he slowly and cautiously drove his lorry through the gap that was left. He was successful and made it to the other side unscathed..
Then he casually stopped the lorry, got out. Walked over to her car and volleyed her wing mirror off with his steel toed boot.