How much to charge

Will Gill · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:16

lmfy2k said:
forget it all together, save the mileage on the car and a possible breakdown (you never know what could happen!)

tell them to get the train to the airport.

I would risk all the above for sexual favours from 3 girls - are cousins a no go area? never understood that one (plus all my cousins are blokes anyway so thats a no go area anyway!), if they are fair game then edit my previous statement to

"I would risk all the above for sexual favours from 4 girls"

hehe screw it, if you dont want to do to ill swim back over the pond and do it myself

lmfy2k · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:20

i would be driving them up in my Pug306 1.6xs.

just relised the above, are they going on holiday yeh? will you be able to fit their luggage in the car?

[TW]Fox · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:23

Actually thats a good point, no way I'd try and cram 4 passengers into the back of a 3 door 306 and thats without even thinking about the luggage.

Small cars for the lose.

Serj · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:24

Will Gill said:
I would risk all the above for sexual favours from 3 girls - are cousins a no go area? never understood that one (plus all my cousins are blokes anyway so thats a no go area anyway!), if they are fair game then edit my previous statement to

You know what, i think they are fair game. I was reading the Sexual Offences Act (i'm a law student, it wasn't for personal use

) and i'm pretty sure the only relationships covered are parent, grandparent, child, grandchild, brother, sister, half brother, half sister, uncle, aunt, nephew or neice. I think

cymatty · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:25

[TW]Fox said:
Actually thats a good point, no way I'd try and cram 4 passengers into the back of a 3 door 306 and thats without even thinking about the luggage.

Small cars for the lose.

You mean from the win, if the car is to small it saves you having to do things like this.

doofer · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:26

Yup, 4 women going on holiday = 2.23 Cases per Day (Each!) So, if it's a 14 Day holiday, you'll need space for exactly 123.88 Cases (Yes, I know..I've already subtracted the one that the blonde will leave at home with all the Passports in

)

Scuzi · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:27

If you're stuck for room, get the fittest one to sit on your knee.

ste_bla · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:35

Cousin = No
2nd Cousin = Yes

MarkST · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:37

If it was me personally, i would charge the cost of fuel.

Stinky · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:41

[TW]Fox said:
Actually thats a good point, no way I'd try and cram 4 passengers into the back of a 3 door 306 and thats without even thinking about the luggage.

Small cars for the lose.

there would only be 3 in the back

and there only going for the weekend so apparently all taking those little hand lugudge things

[TW]Fox · 1 Feb 2006 at 19:50

Sorry thats what I meant, 3 in the back of a 3 door 306 is ok for short journeys but 100 miles? Nah.

tb2000 · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:28

I took my 2 sisters, brother in law, and a few of their mates to London last year for some concert. They gave me 20 quid (I didn't originally ask for money, but when they offered I agreed

), but I used their motor (7 seat VW Sharan) so it didn't cost me in fuel. I wouldv'e done it for nothing, but then I did have to go and pick them up at gone midnight which is late for me considering work the next morning!

So yeah, charge the fuel costs at the very least

Walliam · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:26

So you're going to charge your cousing to take her to the airport? Mate come on! Just charge her petrol! She's your cousing for God's sake!

Will Gill · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:39

or suggest alternative forms of payment

hey its the naughties after all

Dublove · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:42

Obviously it will be the petrol cost from your cousin and 15 minutes with each of her mates!

lordrobs · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:50

I took a friend of my dads and his wife to the airport and back approx 500 mile round trip all in and I took £120 out of there grubby little hands

For my cousin i'd do a 400 mile round trip for £60.

energy · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:55

Tesla said:
If you take this option make sure the cousin is excluded from proceedings.

Its not a problem as long as they are not first cousins, i.e. your mum or dads sisters or brothers kids

Joking aside, I'd just charge for petrol unless it was one of those relatives that remember you only when they need a favour. In which case, rinse them!

Matt82 · 1 Feb 2006 at 22:15

tighter than a gnats chuff most of you lot.

whilst youre adding up how much to bleed out of your own family, why not factor in tyre wear, oil consumption and diminution.

lmfy2k · 1 Feb 2006 at 22:17

dude. i tell ya, tell them to get a train lol, much easier and much cheaper if they book in advance, is it really worth 400mile round trip?

or coach

Ultra_Extreme · 1 Feb 2006 at 22:24

Cost of fuel divided by the score out of ten that you would give to the fittest one. Also assuming you are not a minger (no offence will!) make sure the fittest is in the front, its a well known fact6 that on long journeys passengers in the front bond to the driver whilst the people in the back communicate soley amongst themselves.

We want pictures and intimate details, regaurdless of how "OK!" Magazine that sounds!