How much to slap you in the face?

I would also offer deals. Buy 2 get one 1 free ... Half price on a Friday night past 12. And offer a 10% commission on slapping leads.
 
I do also do offers though if your intrested
How much to remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your ****, then plug some speakers up your arse and put it onto shuffle with my ****ing fist! And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls! £60?
 
I've played punch for punch with the rugby lads so a slap is like a normal hello for us.

KaHn
 
What if it was that Russian in that famous video where the slap knocked the other guy unconscious. I'm sure you have all seen that. That is one hell of a slap. I bet he's a pimp.
 
What if it was that Russian in that famous video where the slap knocked the other guy unconscious. I'm sure you have all seen that. That is one hell of a slap. I bet he's a pimp.

You mean the video on the first page?:p


Hes just lucky he didnt get a turkey slap afterwards:p
 
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