how not to quit your job

jimblowscash · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:18

One of my assistants has just quit his job by squatting on his deak and laying a five curler on his keyboard....

nice

Shikkaka · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:19

jimblowscash said:
One of my assistants has just quit his job by squatting on his deak and laying a five curler on his keyboard....

nice

Come again?

Five Curler?

Anewbe4u · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:19

Lies.

Pics or you should be banned.

Blinkz · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:19

I hope you then picked up the keyboard and hit the previosuly mentioned assistant with it? :rolleyes:

stinka · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:20

anewbe4u said:
Lies.

Pics or you should be banned.

TTIUWP

Docaroo · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:20

surely not??

FYI five curler? I'm guessing he pooped?

pyro · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:21

anewbe4u said:
Lies.

Pics or you should be banned.

Yes, pics or stfu :mad:

jimblowscash · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:21

Blinkz said:
I hope you then picked up the keyboard and hit the previosuly mentioned assistant with it?

nope our boss has picked up they keyboard and is in the process of flinging the forementioned five curler over the assistants car... its all go ere

pyro · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:22

jimblowscash said:
nope our boss has picked up they keyboard and is in the process of flinging the forementioned five curler over the assistants car... its all go ere

Pics you noob!

Dr_Evil · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:22

Pics NOW!!!!

calnen · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:22

jimblowscash said:
nope our boss has picked up they keyboard and is in the process of flinging the forementioned five curler over the assistants car... its all go ere

... so they did a ***** on their desk and then didnt leave?

Scuzi · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:22

Pics or I ban you.

SunaseIPs · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:23

jimblowscash said:
nope our boss has picked up they keyboard and is in the process of flinging the forementioned five curler over the assistants car... its all go ere

Pics.

What did he use to wipe I gather it was clean discharge.

Duff-Man · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:23

jimblowscash said:
nope our boss has picked up they keyboard and is in the process of flinging the forementioned five curler over the assistants car... its all go ere

Okay, now we definitely need pics.

And a five-curler? That's virtually impossible for a human... would take some real skill as well, especially on a keyboard.

Dj_Jestar · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:23

interesting.. or perhaps not.

I take it they don't get on well?

Does the assistant realise people have been arrested for incidents like that, some even serving prison sentences?

pyro · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:24

Scuzi said:
Pics or I ban you.

Justice!

jimblowscash · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:24

calnen said:
... so they did a ***** on their desk and then didnt leave?

oh no theve left, lol but there car is locked in the car park..

Helium_Junkie · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:24

That..... that's just.......
*throws up everywhere*

basmic · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:25

I'm calling BS on this one.

jimblowscash · 4 Jun 2007 at 15:25

Duff-Man said:
Okay, now we definitely need pics.

And a five-curler? That's virtually impossible for a human... would take some real skill as well, especially on a keyboard.

a five curler or mr whippy ... ok so perhaps it didnt have five curles but its a big pile of poop any way you looked at it, and no given the current climate in the office im not going to run over and take photos!