85 Nova 1.0
1993. Electric fan failed in heavy traffic on M56 on way to Oulton Park for BTCC. Boiled over so came off at next junction. Called Dad who came out with a bottle of Anti Freeze and a tow rope just in case.
85 Jetta 1.3
1996. Split water hose on way to Uni. Called RAC who came out and chopped the broken end off the hose and got me going again.
1996. Driveshaft bolts sheared coming out of the end of my road. Some had come loose the remaining two snapped under the awesome power strain of 55bhp (when new). One wheel drive on a hill wasn't going to work so pushed it home. Got a mobile mechanic out to replace the bolts.
1997. Head Gasket failed on way home from work. Managed to get it home before it lunched itself. Nasty Garage bill.
1998. Head Gasket again, fixed under garage warranty. Traded it in quick!
95 306DT. 2000. Alarm fault causing flat battery the day I traded it in. Spooky! RAC man gave me a jump so I could get to the VW dealer 1 mile away...
99 Bora 1.6
Winter 2002 - 2003. Three cases of flat battery due to me being an idiot and leaving the lights on. Faulty microswitch in door lock meant the lights on buzzer didn't work.
2003. Wipers packed up in a torrential rainstorm on the M74 due to seized mech overheating the motor. Got off at next junction - RAC couldn't fix so waited 2 hours for rain to stop then drove to Manchester.
2003. Car kept stalling when warming up due to duff coolant temp sensor flooding the engine. Put up with it for 4 months until it took off down the motorway at 90mph without my feet on the pedals...
05 Fabia vRS.
Nowt. Never missed a beat. Touch Wood.
If only everything was as reliable as Volkswagen
Although to be fair to the Jetta it was over 10 years old with 90k+ on it.
/Edit Missed One
Bora (again!)
2002 - Noticed a trail of oil down the drive after I got home from work. Oil coming out of the bottom of the gearbox. Rivets made out of chocolate in the diff sheared causing a two inch hole in the casing. 3 days of the warranty left - gearbox, diff and clutch replaced (twice as the first replacement had a duff oil seal. Clutches slip when covered in oil).