How often do you fart?

Johnny Girth · 7 May 2007 at 21:49

Serious question guys. When I'm with my fiancee I have to hold them in but on a standard day on my own in my room it must be at LEAST 100 a day.

Is this normal?

Arsey · 7 May 2007 at 21:50

I would say 5 times a day

porkrind · 7 May 2007 at 21:50

depends on what you eat tbh

knip · 7 May 2007 at 21:50

You have a fiancee and your still holding them in??
But Dutch ovens are so much fun!!!!
(I cant smell so they're fun for me at least)

porkrind · 7 May 2007 at 21:51

Arsey said:
I would say 5 times a day

with a name like yours I would have thought a lot more

Stellios · 7 May 2007 at 21:51

100 a day :/

I go pop when i do, dont count how many times a day really

pyro · 7 May 2007 at 21:52

Johnny Girth said:
Is this normal?

No...

I would just get yelled at from my girl when I did in bed, because it smelled so bad, other than that she didn't really mind.

Farting is awesome

aardvark · 7 May 2007 at 21:52

eating something dodgy??

for me, extra strong mints make me fart a LOT - no idea why.

BennyC · 7 May 2007 at 21:52

Depends. Somedays once or twice. Other days it could be between 4 and 6 it depends what youve eaten the day before

Somedays none, well as far as i know unless theyre slipping out without me realising

Tru · 7 May 2007 at 21:53

I think I'm around 50-70, although just 5 times an hour will give you well over 100 a day, that seems easily doable.

Killa_ken · 7 May 2007 at 21:54

LMFAO!

5 stars for this thread!

Edit: I let rip about 60, 70 times a day, 120-190 after Ive had a dominos :cool:

Edit: Just farted

Jaaay · 7 May 2007 at 21:57

:O

Oh my, you guys let rip a lot :|

Perhaps 1-5 times for me, a day.
Actually, i cant remember farting today "/

manoz · 7 May 2007 at 22:07

On occassion I feel it is neccassary for my body to relieve it self perhaps twice a day.

Rich1988 · 7 May 2007 at 22:09

As often as possible. but saving it up for a really big fart is the best.

A2Z · 7 May 2007 at 22:09

all the time, just let one go and then saw this thread lol

Morba · 7 May 2007 at 22:10

all the time. literally!

Liverpool-Lad · 7 May 2007 at 22:11

Hard to tell really, it could be a fartless drought or a bubbling cauldron after many beers and spicy food the next day!

4p · 7 May 2007 at 22:11

Strange, i eat beans everyday for breakfast(college)

Rarely fart >_<

LordSplodge · 7 May 2007 at 22:11

I have IBS and even I don't fart a HUNDRED times a day. Man, you must be eating some real rotten food or lots of McDonalds

Also, you have a Fiancee and you still dont fart around her? Wow!

Liverpool-Lad · 7 May 2007 at 22:12

Killa_ken said:
LMFAO!

5 stars for this thread!

Edit: I let rip about 60, 70 times a day, 120-190 after Ive had a dominos

Edit: Just farted

Love the edit at the end, lol.