How often do you fart?

[Glaucus]

As said above it depends what you eat, if you eat rubbish you don't stop, eat healthily and its under 10 times a day.

 

[goreblast]

Depends on what I've eaten and drunk. But I would say 40-50 per day is a reasonable average. Hey, I'm just a very gassy person.

 

[Runbalk]

Serious question guys. When I'm with my fiancee I have to hold them in but on a standard day on my own in my room it must be at LEAST 100 a day.

Is this normal?

Has your fiancee ever said, "Geez you got a big ********. Geez you got a big ********"?



I'll get me coat.

 

[gumbald]

Depends on what's been eaten definitely. And how far on the brewing process is, not often worth risking a squeaker for fear of soilage.

 

[RandomTom]

I've probably farted about twice today, I'll let them all rip when I'm asleep and probably choke the cat.

 

[daven1986]

lots at the moment - had a kebab. but not much usually.

 

[Freakitchen]

About 20 a day I'd say. My morning farts are particularly spectacular - must save them up while sleeping.

 

[PhillyDee]

Farting on escalators is good fun, especially after a nice curry the night before. Of course, you cant see peoples expressions but you can imagine them quite well. . .

 

[Andelusion]

I fart quite a lot, I'm not ashamed to say that I have quite a talent for the range of noises I can make with my bottom, as my fellow CSS clan members will testify due to my creative use of the mic last night.

I didn't eat particularly well yesterday.. I didn't eat until 12ish, then I had a bowl of cheerios, and later 2 bowls of Maple Peacan crisp, and 4 Fajitas for tea. I usually eat quite well Oh I also had 4 litres of Orange juice

 

[gumbald]

Gigs are a good place to let go, and all that beer and jumping increases my ability.

 

[Dangerous]

We don't need a thread about dodgy guts now