How should I kill my mouse?

Amnesia · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:42

circumcise it

Kennysevenfold · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:43

Cut the cable.?

V4NT0M · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:44

Can you tell us the story behind Logitech wanting you to smash up a mouse... Makes little sense to me.

Strife212 · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:46

Skyfall said:
Can you tell us the story behind Logitech wanting you to smash up a mouse... Makes little sense to me.

They always ask you to smash up anything when you ask for a new one, instead of sending it back to them.

PardonTheWait · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:47

Skyfall said:
Can you tell us the story behind Logitech wanting you to smash up a mouse... Makes little sense to me.

I presume it's a way to help the customer by not making them send back the faulty mouse, but getting around the issue of people lying about faulty products by making them break them.

You don't have to send it back

They know you're not fibbing

also they probably have an impressive collection of smashed up kit now, which is always nice to have.

Rainmaker · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:48

Place it in a jar of sulphuric acid and record the results. Leave the batteries in for added effect.

teaboy5 · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:50

Shotgun

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PardonTheWait · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:50

Make it look a bit foreign, put a rucksack on it and tell it to get on the tube

setter · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:53

teaboy5 said:
Shotgun

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If my logitech G5 ever fails it will be getting a blast from the shotgun.

Baplad · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:53

Put a skewer through it with some roasted veg on either side

Greebo · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:56

AtlanticP said:
Do it!!!

This for sure. Send them the video with all the talking as well.

V4NT0M · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:02

PardonTheWait said:
I presume it's a way to help the customer by not making them send back the faulty mouse, but getting around the issue of people lying about faulty products by making them break them.

You don't have to send it back

They know you're not fibbing

also they probably have an impressive collection of smashed up kit now, which is always nice to have.

So like, "my mouse isn't working" -> "prove it by smashing it up" !!

D18241 · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:05

post it to me and ill run it over with a 4ton truck

Steve2000 · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:08

Melt it down with Nitric and Sulphuric acid.

Burned_Alive · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:10

Attach to biggest firework you can find and then fire it into a wall.

GhostlyPea · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:35

Strap an deodorant can to it, stick it in a metal bin with wood. Set fire to it and then run like hell until you hear a BOOM! Then photo the remains.

- Pea0n

lvad48 · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:36

Ascendancy said:
I thought you meant the animal. I am disappointed

Yeah me too was going to suggest the hairdryer treatment

AHarvey · 27 Aug 2009 at 20:57

Skyfall said:
So like, "my mouse isn't working" -> "prove it by smashing it up" !!

No more like:

"My mouse isn't working can I have a replacement?"

"yeah sure"

"Want me to post the broken one back?"

"No, save your money, just smash it up and send us the pic so we know it was really broken!"

dangerstat · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:00

Get a friends cat and pull the mouse around on it's cord, and wait for it to try and catch it, get a picture of that and you will be, forever EPIC

Duke · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:00

Nuke it from orbit.