How should I kill my mouse?

The Dread Pirate · 28 Aug 2009 at 10:06

Napalm lots of napalm!

osc89er · 28 Aug 2009 at 10:18

This is not the worst idea in the world. People did pretend to have broken equipment back in the old days - joysticks, pads, mice - and phone up and get new kit without any proof of damage.

Catahya · 28 Aug 2009 at 10:52

melt it with a flamethrower and let it cool until solid again!

Nimble · 28 Aug 2009 at 12:33

Vixen said:
They ask for their top end products and the revolution is their most expensive mouse. I think it's a newer thing since a lot of people were calling up and claiming for things they'd never even owned and getting brand new replacements sent out. I didn't have to do anything when my m700 stopped charging but when the replacement revolution broke they asked me to damage it so it was visably unusable.

Not always, someone I know got their Dinovo Edge replaced and they didn't have to break that either.

Scania · 28 Aug 2009 at 13:10

Ask a trucker to drive over it.

kevvyd · 29 Aug 2009 at 15:35

If it was corded, i'd definitely tie it to a tree and play swing ball with it...using a nail board as my bat :cool:

Maccy · 29 Aug 2009 at 15:40

So have you done the deed yet???

Locke · 29 Aug 2009 at 15:46

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Napalm lots of napalm!

Ever seen Evolution?

DarkShadow · 29 Aug 2009 at 18:01

We're still waiting dude!

manoz · 29 Aug 2009 at 19:56

Throw it into a volcano...

Lopéz · 29 Aug 2009 at 20:02

I would cut it neatly into slices, like you would a joint of meat:

http://www.recipesroom.com/images/roast-lamb-slices-slicing1.jpg

pieplough · 29 Aug 2009 at 20:04

4 pages and you've not even done it yet!

DO IT!!!

Garyj881 · 29 Aug 2009 at 20:06

Hit it with a brick!

When mine went they asked me to cut the cord off and send it to them, I didn't though.

Raumarik · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:29

Take it to pieces and try to legitimately recycle the entire thing, I bet it's impossible.

Namak · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:34

Make a mini crown of thorns and nail to a cross

Heofz · 30 Aug 2009 at 22:01

it's coming... be patient

ShaolinDreams · 30 Aug 2009 at 22:10

youre slow roasting it? come on man were starving!!

Dingleberry88 · 30 Aug 2009 at 22:25

I gave mine a good old fashioned lump hammering:

rexehuk · 30 Aug 2009 at 22:29

Crack an egg over the top and bake in oven for 10 minutes

*with cheese and cable dip

TFleming · 30 Aug 2009 at 22:54

Stick eyes and a tail on it, maybe put it in a cage if you have one and say it had a cardiac arrest from running in its ball too long?
I dunno, random.