How to clean your cat

Zip · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:23

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Sincerely,
The Dog

Disclaimer: No animals where harmed in the making of this and i do not advise to clean your cat like this

MookJong · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:29

I'm sure this seemed like a good idea when you were posting it.

Zip · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:30

MookJong said:
I'm sure this seemed like a good idea when you were posting it.

AtreuS · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:31

LMAO very funny..... we had to bath our cat once on advice from the vet. I still have the scars and occasionally have flashbacks. :eek:

paradigm · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:32

My god, its like being back on the old purple/grey ocuk forum.

Mr Nice · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:51

paradigm said:
My god, its like being back on the old purple/grey ocuk forum.

Was it that bad?

Spacky · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:53

Mr Nice said:
Was it that bad?

Was it that good?

Mr Nice · 26 Sep 2006 at 12:55

Spacky said:
Was it that good?

I dunno thats why I asked (relative noob)

Biohazard · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:24

noob noob noob

paradigm · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:26

Mr Nice said:
Was it that bad?

No, but its very old.

Supercow · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:26

Hehe, quite coincedently, this was emailed to me yesterday

It's been doing the rounds

Massive Attack · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:30

LMBO very funny m8

Locrian · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:37

Haha love it

Never seen it before either.

MookJong said:
I'm sure this seemed like a good idea when you were posting it.

Have you had a bad day? Want to talk about it?

jcb33 · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:51

My cat dident get out the toilet..... *Crys*

Simian · 26 Sep 2006 at 13:57

Reminds me of one day (about a month after getting our two), I decided to have a bath... I left the door open and the two of them were playing 'Can you walk round the edge of the bath with out falling off'.. anhyew Flynn was sitting on the toilet watching the water rising and Callia decided she wanted to be on the Baths edge.. So She jumped... Now she was only a young kitten and not too gracefull/accurate at this... and we ended up with one Very frightened, Soggy Kitten hairing out of the bathroom with me (stark naked!... Not a pretty sight) trying to catch her so we could calm her down and dry her...

She ain't done it again!... But Flynn nearly did!.. Think he was showing off the her to show her its easy... :rolleyes:

alexthecheese · 26 Sep 2006 at 14:08

jcb33 said:
My cat dident get out the toilet..... *Crys*

It's still in there? :confused:

Spacky · 26 Sep 2006 at 14:09

jcb33 said:
My cat dident get out the toilet..... *Crys*

But does your toilet smell cleaner?

paradigm · 26 Sep 2006 at 14:15

Spacky said:
But does your toilet smell cleaner?

Your thinking of Toilet Duck.

Toilet Cat (up until this point) doesn't exist!