How to dine like a King

Lopéz · 7 Dec 2007 at 19:59

Attention OcUK for in this thread I teach you how to prepare a culinary delight that is fit for a King.

Step 1:

Go to your local Kebab shop and request "Doner meat and chips please mate"
Bring them home at once.

Open the fridge. THIS IS THE PRODUCT WHICH YOU SEEK!

Grate the PRODUCT

Now you have to tousle the doner meat and chips to mix them to a satisfactory degree. They never do this in the chip shop, slacking gits

Apply the PRODUCT

Stare in wonderous wonder as the cheese melts over the finest kebab-house processed doner meat.

Serve warm with the premium lager of your choice. Bottled for the gentleman, herberts may feel more comfortable drinking from cans.

Enjoy!

Zefan · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:00

I really feel like a getting a kebab now, git!

shifty_uk · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:00

No Chilli sauce? Fail.

IainB · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:00

Mmmmmm Kebab

Im awaiting the finest Giant Mixed Kebab to be delivered as we speak!!

Beerbaron · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:01

you can only eat kebabs when drunk

Lopéz · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:01

Kebab meat and chips should never be tainted with crap like sauce.

Zefan · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:02

Those look like proper chips too, I don't understand how some places manage to get them so wrong!

me227 · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:03

It should be when its Garlic Mayo.

doodah · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:03

That looks so nice, right where is the menu?!

Steedie · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:05

shifty_uk said:
No Chilli sauce? Fail.

Mephisto · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:06

Dear god that looks disgusting.

Felix Da Housecat · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:06

Lopéz said:
Step 1:

Go to your local Kebab shop

It's at this point the thread failed.

You should have a fish with those chips, not that other ****

SiHH · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:08

ooookay.

Wyrdo · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:10

I love you, I'm going to have to get a kebab on the way home now.

Wyrdo · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:11

Beerbaron said:
you can only eat kebabs when drunk

Don't be daft, they're bloody lovely!

Ben M · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:11

that's your idea of dining like a king, and you call people "herberts" for drinking from a can, lol.

Zefan · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:12

Ben M said:
that's your idea of dining like a king, and you call people "herberts" for drinking from a can, lol.

That's sort of the idea of the thread...

Jez · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:14

People buy doner meat when sober

Wyrdo · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:15

Jez said:
People buy doner meat when sober

Get out, heathen.

doofer · 7 Dec 2007 at 20:17

At last someone else who buys just doner meat and chips with no salad or sauce! :cool: