How to encourge labour!!

SB118 · 30 Dec 2006 at 09:43

Legover and chips.

Wicksta · 30 Dec 2006 at 09:44

"Stop poking that in my eye dad - ok I'll wake up!!"

Glaucus · 30 Dec 2006 at 10:03

sex Seamen contains what he said above, which makes the cervix very pliable.

VIRII · 30 Dec 2006 at 11:34

AcidHell2 said:
sex Seamen contains what he said above, which makes the cervix very pliable.

Hmm are you suggesting she get the Royal Navy to help?

Gilly · 30 Dec 2006 at 11:41

dmpoole said:
All myths - baby decides when to come.

Not necessarily, after all the hospital can induce when required.

ste_bla · 30 Dec 2006 at 11:53

Driving fast..

My house to aylesbury (norm 40 mins) in 20 to get something.. that night in labour then taken to leicester hospital..

Drazic · 30 Dec 2006 at 12:11

Could take you for a spin my wentworth that had a 2.3 turbo droped in. Rear wheel drive, she drifts round corners and roundabouts something silly.

gumbald · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:02

Class thread, lol'ed multiple times

Star jumps?

Axis64 · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:05

Thank you all for the ideas (I am the dad by the way) we have been having lots of sex this week its been great.

It is true that the stuff in sperm is what is in the stuff they use to induce people, we were at the midwife yesterday and they suggested it then!

She has also been eating loads of pineapple as thats meant to help.

Phil

Gilly · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:06

Axis64 said:
Thank you all for the ideas (I am the dad by the way) we have been having lots of sex this week its been great.

Andr3w · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:07

Axis64 said:
Thank you all for the ideas (I am the dad by the way) we have been having lots of sex this week its been great.

LOL

PureAppleJuice · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:14

Axis64 said:
Thank you all for the ideas (I am the dad by the way) we have been having lots of sex this week its been great,

Nicely put

gord · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:14

Mustard.

Pebbles · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:17

Really really hot bath, as hot as you can stand it. Worked for me

SB118 · 30 Dec 2006 at 13:35

Or sex in a really really hot bath

D.P. · 30 Dec 2006 at 14:18

SB118 said:
Or sex in a really really hot bath

with mustard pasted on the wang...

deano · 30 Dec 2006 at 15:17

Axis64 said:
Thank you all for the ideas (I am the dad by the way) we have been having lots of sex this week its been great.

get it while you can as she wont want you near her for a few weeks afterwards

DAVEM · 30 Dec 2006 at 15:18

Tell Tony & Gordon they're doing a great job??

David

Axis64 · 30 Dec 2006 at 15:29

deano said:
get it while you can as she wont want you near her for a few weeks afterwards

lol thats what i am trying to do hehe

Andr3w · 30 Dec 2006 at 17:46

aw you may have a new year baby