How to find lost phone?

nick.lidgett · 14 Oct 2013 at 09:34

Narj said:
Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

This is funny because of the other thread

HecFam said:
Check in a bush, that's where most blackberries are. HAHAHAH im so bloody funny.

This is funny also

Leprechaun312 · 14 Oct 2013 at 09:59

you sure you haven't stolen it to check what she has been doing in her hours outside the kitchen?

doofer · 14 Oct 2013 at 10:21

Enquire on Reddit if she's accidentally left it under one of their Fedoras.

mrk · 14 Oct 2013 at 10:31

It's a Blackberry, one of their best assets is to be lost.

G|mp · 14 Oct 2013 at 10:42

Leprechaun312 said:
you sure you haven't stolen it to check what she has been doing in her hours outside the kitchen?

Atlas23 · 14 Oct 2013 at 10:50

Narj said:
Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

HecFam said:
Check in a bush, that's where most blackberries are. HAHAHAH im so bloody funny.

doofer said:
Enquire on Reddit if she's accidentally left it under one of their Fedoras.

Lolled

Another 5 star thread right here

On topic response: Call the police, tell them you suspect your wife is involved in a terror plot, and that you haven't seen her for a while. Then just follow the sirens to the location of the phone

simples

jamesblade · 14 Oct 2013 at 12:36

Narj said:
Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

Leprechaun312 · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:12

G|mp said:

Lol, its probably true to be honest, when she's not at home he has no control over what she does,

she could be speaking.......to other human beings

twist3d0n3 · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:14

remove it from your rectum

Yas786 · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:15

Narj said:
Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

Loll'ing here

Leprechaun312 · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:16

twist3d0n3 said:
remove it from your rectum

lol

Cosimo · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:19

HecFam said:
Check in a bush, that's where most blackberries are. HAHAHAH im so bloody funny.

Indeed you are.

G|mp · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:23

Leprechaun312 said:
Lol, its probably true to be honest, when she's not at home he has no control over what she does,

she could be speaking.......to other human beings

I meant your sig you pilferer you.

Leprechaun312 · 14 Oct 2013 at 13:25

G|mp said:
I meant your sig you pilferer you.

oh....woops, it took me 30 mins to view the image, i thought it was about the post, my school blocks all the image hosting sites. Is your signature the same? i cant see it

holymonk · 14 Oct 2013 at 14:29

Narj said:
Have you looked in the ASDA car park?

arknor · 14 Oct 2013 at 14:31

if she smiles every time it rings and you feel bowel movement then it's probably set to vibrate and you need to visit a hospital

On Holiday · 14 Oct 2013 at 15:31

Michael Cera lost his phone in the movie This Is The End. He was then impaled by a falling lamppost and then his phone rang, revealing it was in his pocket the whole time, the lamppost then fell down into a sinkhole taking poor Michael Cera with it.

10/10 I have watched this movie

Have you tried the wife's pocket?

mrk · 14 Oct 2013 at 15:33

Did you just spoil the movie?

You did just spoil the movie.

Atlas23 · 14 Oct 2013 at 15:36

mrk said:
Did you just spoil the movie?

You did just spoil the movie.

It's okay he said he has already watched it

mrk · 14 Oct 2013 at 15:41

Blazin23 said:
It's okay he said he has already watched it

You already in the hole! It's too late for you!