how to make my snake get bigger

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Nuclear fallout and the Forced Evolutionary Virus. Works every time - even flies get to be the size of large birds!

Source: That well known documentary series, Fallout.
 
In all seriousness, it's probably more healthy to lay off looking at snakes on the internet - those ones are the exception and, of course, it's a self-selecting sample that they tend to be much bigger than the average.

Your snake is entirely adequate, and normal. The key is to learn to love and accept it, and perhaps find someone who you can share it with who will love and appreciate it as much as you do.
 
1. Set him up an online dating profile
2. Take some photos of him at deceptive angles
3. Post photos to aforementioned dating profile.

He should then immediately increase in size by between 70%-150%.
 
Angilion said:
Nuclear fallout and the Forced Evolutionary Virus. Works every time - even flies get to be the size of lady birds!

Source: That well known documentary series, Fallout.
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This is how I read it and was unimpressed.

Steroids. Steroids make all things bigger - and since Snake penis is already tucked away, you got nothing to worry about.
 
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