How to remove dog **** from your landing carpet?

Reppyboyo · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:07

Oh this thread made me crack up.

stinka · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:08

lmao at replys

but get the best part up, let it dry then, scrape it off with a very stiff nylon brush

knip · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:14

I'll have the puppy!!!!

Shmo · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:14

Spatula and saucepan if it's runny. Wear a chef's hat at the same time.

KizZ · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:22

Pee on it an scrape with a spoon.

fozzy · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:25

Jon Frost said:
ffs.

*note to self, never leave the puppy alone again, or ask a question on ocuk*

There's some poo posted in here

I cant believe somebody would need to ask in an interweb forum, how to remove dump from their own carpet.

pitchfork · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:28

KizZ said:
Pee on it an scrape with a spoon.

Are you mad?
Use the excess as lube to run one out onto the carpet, rub that in and call your mother round to sort it.

WHAT THE HELL!

Explicit · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:30

Sell the house. Immediately.

The serious answer: here
Make a vinegar and borax solution

Nix · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:32

I know it sounds harsh but before you clean it up, rub your nose in it to stop the dog doing it again in future.

killer_uk · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:34

pitchfork said:
Use the excess as lube to run one out onto the carpet, rub that in and call your mother round to sort it.

Sweet jesus man. :/

n3crius · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:34

Lightning.

Get yourself a lightning conductor and channel it directly into the messy area.

You'll need to wait for a storm but it should do the job.

loltim · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:40

Nix said:
I know it sounds harsh but before you clean it up, rub your nose in it to stop the dog doing it again in future.

lol.

Shmo · 21 Jun 2007 at 22:40

Nix said:
I know it sounds harsh but before you clean it up, rub your nose in it to stop the dog doing it again in future.

You mean rub the dogs nose in it right??

Sanchez · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:13

With your tongue

Mustard

Nukes

Ovaries

fire from space

Soooo predictable, but still really funny!

Millwall.FC · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:16

Raymond Lin said:
Easier to replace the carpet on the landing.

easier to replace the dog

yhack · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:17

Millwall.FC said:
easier to replace the dog

How will that fix the carpet?

Millwall.FC · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:18

yhack said:
How will that fix the carpet?

well the dogs never genna foul it again so its safe to get a new one

Jon Frost · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:31

I've found a fix.

I've just got very drunk and covered it with newspaper for now.

Love.

Jon

Gigi · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:33

Have fun picking out the dried bits in the carpet

player · 21 Jun 2007 at 23:41

turn the carpet over