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Clean it, get a wall mount, keep it in your flat.
You'd need to check your insurance for that area though, as above. It's probably simpler for you to just maintain it in a clean state (as you should anyway) and to take it upstairs when not being used.
Treat it like you would the fairer sex .... wash and hump.
where there's a will there's a way