How to stop cats messing up your garden....?

borich_planner · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:11

Put my Greyhound in your garden and no more cats

Borich

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:15

PapaLazaru said:
A Maine ****.

There will be even more poo.

RobH · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:21

borich_planner said:
Put my Greyhound in your garden and no more cats

Borich

There is a flaw with this plan, you solve one problem but end up with a somewhat larger one.

danza · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:27

simulatorman said:
There will be even more poo.

Yeah, when the neighbouring cats come in the garden and see a cat that size, their bowels will empty promptly before making a hasty exit.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:34

danza said:
The best cat repellant is another cat (providing you actually like cats).

No it isn't, you'll also get them sitting howling at each other in the middle of the night.

Locky · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:39

rat poison in some nice kittycat food

danza · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:39

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
No it isn't, you'll also get them sitting howling at each other in the middle of the night.

I've been pretty lucky then!

Alternatively, claymore > cat.

Clum · 1 Apr 2010 at 20:51

My problem was solved yesterday when against the odds my dog actually got hold of the cat in our garden.

RIP stupid cat.

Gavin · 1 Apr 2010 at 21:00

My cats seem to love the bark also and no repellent what so ever has worked.

Ive even tryed a litter tray outside lol..

Normally as i have two one will leave a walnut whip in the middle of the garden then the other one will do do a cadburys curly whirly in the litter tray so double stink

JBod · 1 Apr 2010 at 21:46

BB Gun, doesn't hurt em - just shocks em.

shmacks · 1 Apr 2010 at 21:58

a baby velociraptor should do the trick

utajoker · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:04

what my dad did was when ever he saw a cat in the garden he would run out and scare the crap out of it, couple of weeks later no more cats.

starfighter · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:06

Get your own cat (or 2).

daveydave · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:14

Someone once told me curry powder :confused:

big_white_dog84 · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:19

I think if anyone could actually come up with a 100% effective, enduring solution to this problem they'd make themselves a lot of money. I only have to clean my cat's litter tray if I've forgotten to let them out for a couple of days. this means they're doing all their business in someone else's garden, and I do feel really guilty but there's nothing I can do about it!

Efour · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:36

Clum said:
My problem was solved yesterday when against the odds my dog actually got hold of the cat in our garden.

RIP stupid cat.

nice wtf type of dog is that ?? why would you want to own an animal that does that?? :confused:

Liverpool-Lad · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:39

I think every dog dreams about biting a cat.

cheets64 · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:40

Anti freeze.

cheets64 · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:41

Efour2 said:
nice wtf type of dog is that ?? why would you want to own an animal that does that??

Because its an animal :confused:

Pestilence · 1 Apr 2010 at 22:42

Efour2 said:
nice wtf type of dog is that ?? why would you want to own an animal that does that??

I'm not entirely certain, but I believe if our dog got a hold of one he'd have it killed very quickly. He caught a rat a few months ago while out and literally shook it to death before you could even tell what was going on. I thought it was a rabbit at first.