How to tell if you have worms

Daveyboy · 26 Mar 2007 at 14:24

After reading the thread on raw meat, it got me thinking about worms. There are different types of worm that you can get, but how would you know if, in fact, you were actually harbouring worms and they were feeding off your food? Obviously, as humans we won't be going around rubbing our arses on the floor like dogs, so what clues are there?

Reading around the net is very vague, and makes you think you've actually got them, so does anyone have first hand experience, or know anyone that has?

Dave

Daveyboy · 26 Mar 2007 at 14:37

Visage said:
Dont you get a feeling of almost constant hunger?

Don't worry, this is not a medical diagnosis thread, and no I don't think I have them!

Daveyboy · 26 Mar 2007 at 15:20

Zip said:
insert into rectum before bed

wow

wouldn't it just fly out when you guff in the night

Daveyboy · 26 Mar 2007 at 15:58

Rebelius said:
you'll never catch me with a clove in my bum

Yeah but would you rather have a worm in your bum instead

Someone told me once that a bit of mustard on the ring will do the same job

Daveyboy · 26 Mar 2007 at 16:06

Von Luck said:
I think you'd know if you had this bad boy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioctophyma_renale

100cm long! *shudder*

barf!