Soldato
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therefore ≠ there for
How would you deal with jerks like that?
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therefore ≠ there for
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I bet the toilet seat is too cold for him to sit on, so he does a navy seals tactical manouver 'hover and drop' hence the black jabba's stuck to the pan and seat. Dirty git!
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Plus it doesn't even seem to make sense. Lame
As one other has said previously you need to get everyone else in the house to point out the poo on the seat to him. If it is only you he will think that it is only you who finds it offensive.
How is it always you that finds it? Do you have a six person bathroom rota and you happen to be the unfortunate who follows him each day? If so get a shifting rota so then every once in a while (maths skillz lacking) you will be in before him and can poo on whatever you like.
It's because I'm a morning person when it comes to number 2, most often than not, he wakes up before me at around 7 and heads off to work at 8, so naturally he uses the loo before me.
Thus I'm often the person having to clean. This morning was oe of the rare few occasions when there wasn't any crap on the seat after he's left the house. No one else in the house was awake then, so I'm guessing he's cleaned it or not had a dump. I'll see how it goes next week when I'm back.
He's from Spain, moved here immediately after coming off the plane just over 2 weeks ago. Perhaps it's temporary lodging.
I really love my room and the rent is amazing, 240inc everything - water gas shared 15Mbps internets e.t.c. it's only the shared area that's doing my head in.
it always makes me laugh the people who dump on the seat at my local pub (unfortunately a common occurrance)... HOW do they manage it? What part of them thinks that it's acceptable behaviour?
On topic, house-sharing can be a complete nightmare at its worst. I was stuck with a gamy housemate for 6 months whose idea of personal hygiene was to shower every other month, whether he needed it or not. Living in your own house is SO much better!
On topic, house-sharing can be a complete nightmare at its worst. I was stuck with a gamy housemate for 6 months whose idea of personal hygiene was to shower every other month, whether he needed it or not. Living in your own house is SO much better!
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Pretended to be a zombie (ala Alan Partridge style) and say you became a zombie because of the germs in the hardened pooh on the seat.
Just go to your landlord and say "either he goes or all of us are looking for alternative accommodation"
alternatively practical jokes by the bucket load, im sure with your house meetings you could come up with some excellent stuff
alternatively practical jokes by the bucket load, im sure with your house meetings you could come up with some excellent stuff
my first year in halls for the first few months someone managed to get it all over the seat, the cistern and the wall behind
Like their arse had exploded before they could make contact
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Get rid, pronto.