HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS ONE?

fight fire with fire...

go ask him to sell you his 360/PSP/LCD HDTV/anything else valuable, then don't pay for it and break it, that'll learn him HA :)
 
bringerofdecay said:
no, no, no, he doesnt want hairy wires, he wants his graphics card to look manly and rugged, like the graphics it produces
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That's the whole point though! the Hairs act like a faraday cage around the wires protecting your voltages from electromagnetic interferance.

A hairy graphics card would just make it overheat :rolleyes:

:D
 
How about you just order a pizza in his name and get it delivered to his house every day until he pays you. Failing that start using sneakier tactics, send him male strippers lol, then his family will start to wonder. In the end he will want you to stop so much that he will buy you a second 8800.
 
Mustard, punched ovaries, fire, ceiling cat - whatever you like. Take your pick from the "OcUK Basket Of Bandwagons That Are Always Just As Funny As They Were In The Last Post They Appeared In".

Or just pop round and help the guy out and see what's wrong.
 
Smithy said:
Before i go insane, please remind me of where this guy is from.

Anchorman?
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He's an anchorman in Bruce Almighty. He's also stars in The Office (USA).

Steve Carell is his name, I think.
 
-Ring Door bell
-He opens door
-Push mate out of the way and walk into house
-Poor one can of petrol into his computer vents
-Add to this mixture one match
-Watch for 2 minutes with a satisfying warm feeling
-Walk out of house laughing
 
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Calmly open the side of his PC and quickly spaff onto the motherboard. You might need to get yourself 'worked up' outside in the car so you can accomplish the spaffage before he punches you.

Then get the cash off him as it broke when it was his. If you don't get any joy with this method, resort to mustard.

HTH.
 
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